Lets annoy them back

[JSmith]

Sent my first one off friday.

I just ripped up the contents, placed contents in envelope and put all into the mail box.

 

[DKayser]

Siding salesmen

My favorite idiots to mess with are the siding salesmen. When they call and want to sell us steel, aluminum, or vinyl siding, I let them rave about their version and what it has to offer. Then I tell them that the neighbors on either side of our house both have the siding they are offering to me. Next I tell them I can`t get siding for my house because when I come home drunk every night,I have to feel the exterior of the house to make sure it is stucco so I am in the right house. This usually cures them from ever calling again. Don.

 

[d906670]

the window salesmen are better, I let them go on about tier product and such, then tell them that they just installed their product a month ago and if its that bad I want my old windows back. they usually hang up then.

 

[parcher]

A friend of mine lives in a brick house. He lets the vinyl siding guys come give him estimates about once a year. Some leave his house a little ticked off.

 

[EricBu12]

On the telemarketers, I use the TELEZAPPER you can get at radio shack. it is $50 but it all but eliminates the marketers that use a computer to sell. they have to direct dial to get through. Otherwise all you hear is the phone rings but when you pick up, nobody there, the zapper disconnects the call. !!

 

[daveshoe]

A little off subject, but

Telemarketing led to this. Sears ''discover'' card had me as a customer for 27 years. I was running a credit balance of 100 bucks and had not charged anything for a year. A subcontractor called ''Credit Protect'' or some such thing started taking 10 bucks a month out of this account without authorization.

They got most of my balance.

Here is how I plan to get them back.

Every year , sears has a two hour early bird sale on 3/8 socket sets at a 50 percent savings -- if it is not sockets it is something else. The key to this is that they overbook the item and cannot possibly supply it to everyone who wants one. I plan on getting rain checks on a crapload of these things. If they manage to get them in, too bad -- I changed my mind. If they do'nt get the item, then I can get 50 per cent off any item in the hardware department-- up to the value of my raincheck

Do'nt ever make me I'll just get even