Letter to the FAA

[illflem]

Dear Sirs:



I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.



Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.



We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now, why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,

William Jefferson Clinton

 

[Whitmore]

we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Brings new meanin to up up and away :--)



where do we get tickets

 

[Rob Thomas]

You won't hear any complaints from me, hell I might even fly for the 2nd time in my life.





Later, Rob

 

[JConley]

If you put a baby pig on all flights, the muslems would not even get on the plane.