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> Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They
> head to the bird
> section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem. "
>
> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
> "Yeah, we'll take four
> of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
> says Sven.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Hans and
> Sven pay for the birds,
> leave the shop and get into Sven's pickup and drive
> to the top of the Conor
> Pass.
>
> At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000 ft.
> drop and says, "Dis looks
> like a grand place. "
>
> He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his
> shoulders and jumps off
> the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way
> to the bottom, killing
> himself stone dead.
>
> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans
> shakes his head and says,
> Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me. "
>
> BUT WAIT!!!! . there's MORE!
>
>
> PART TWO:
>
> Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's
> been to the pet shop, too
> and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying
> another paper bag in one hand
> and a shotgun in the other.
>
> "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot
> from the bag and throws
> himself over the edge of the cliff.
>
> Hans watches as, half way down, Ole takes the gun
> and shoots the parrot.
> Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits
> the bottom and breaks
> every bone in his body.
>
> Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying
> dat parrotshooting
> either. "
>
> BUT WAIT!!!! . There's MORE!!!
>
> PART THREE:
>
> Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two
> friends when Lars appears.
> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a
> paper bag out of which he
> pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by
> the legs holds it over his
> head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears
> down and down until he
> hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>
> Once more Hans shakes his head. "First dare vas
> Sven with his budgie
> jumping, den Ole parrotshooting . and now Lars is
> hengliding... "
> head to the bird
> section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem. "
>
> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
> "Yeah, we'll take four
> of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
> says Sven.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Hans and
> Sven pay for the birds,
> leave the shop and get into Sven's pickup and drive
> to the top of the Conor
> Pass.
>
> At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000 ft.
> drop and says, "Dis looks
> like a grand place. "
>
> He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his
> shoulders and jumps off
> the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way
> to the bottom, killing
> himself stone dead.
>
> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans
> shakes his head and says,
> Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me. "
>
> BUT WAIT!!!! . there's MORE!
>
>
> PART TWO:
>
> Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's
> been to the pet shop, too
> and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying
> another paper bag in one hand
> and a shotgun in the other.
>
> "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot
> from the bag and throws
> himself over the edge of the cliff.
>
> Hans watches as, half way down, Ole takes the gun
> and shoots the parrot.
> Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits
> the bottom and breaks
> every bone in his body.
>
> Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying
> dat parrotshooting
> either. "
>
> BUT WAIT!!!! . There's MORE!!!
>
> PART THREE:
>
> Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two
> friends when Lars appears.
> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a
> paper bag out of which he
> pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by
> the legs holds it over his
> head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears
> down and down until he
> hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>
> Once more Hans shakes his head. "First dare vas
> Sven with his budgie
> jumping, den Ole parrotshooting . and now Lars is
> hengliding... "
