Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
> Subject: The lottery
>
> A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house,
> slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
>
> "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
>
> The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
> stuff?"
>
> "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out!"
>
> A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house,
> slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
>
> "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
>
> The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
> stuff?"
>
> "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out!"
