Marriage problem - sensitive guy needs advice

[klenger]

I'm very concerned about this, and need help. I think my wife is having an affair. She is out late and will not tell me where she has been, only that she was "out with the girls". Sometimes when I call her at work, she is not available; her assistant says she is "in a meeting". Last week, I saw that she had purchased a gift at a men's store, but she didn't give it to me. When she comes home late at night, I noticed that she has walked down the block instead of being dropped off in front of the house. Well, last night I decided I'd had enough of this and I hid next to my truck in the driveway to see who brought her home. While crouched down next to the rear fender of my truck, I noticed that the underside of the bed was getting all beat up from rocks being thrown from the tires. So, my question is, "do you think that the wheel well liners would help prevent this from happening anymore?" Like I said, I'm very concerned about this, and need help.

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Heard on Car Talk and revised to fit the audience. :-laf

 

[SRadke]

Klenger, sorry about your wife and... ... .



Get some wheel well liners in that thing ASAP!



-Scott

 

[RustyJC]

Ken,



I'd recommend some hot spray undercoating for the underside of the bed. It can also be used selectively (with feathers) to take care of the OTHER problem!



Rusty

 

[The patriot]

What kind of truck is he driving? It is a guy isnt it? :-laf



edit: Oh yea, sorry about the ol lady too.

 

[DHorton]

Surely the fender flares would help.



As for the other guy, just make sure he is driving a Cummins. At least you know she is keeping her standards up. I would hate to be two timed for a PSD, D-MAX or Lord forbid a Gasaholic fellah.

 

[JPope]

Doesn't LineX (for color match) or Rhino linings (black to contrast) on the rocker panels, wheel liners etc. solve the big problem here!



Of course hope it wasn't an Amsoil Dealer (check for stickers) in the OTHER issue? :-laf

 

[HOBrian]

That is not funny, I really felt bad for ya I hope the guy was not a ford or chevy guy :--)

I would clean up the wheel wells really good to make sure you got all of the dirt off once the plastic goes in it is going to be very hard to clean back there.

 

[MKinner]

LMAO :-laf :-laf

 

[klenger]

The Wife Here --



I'll be late tonight -- gotta another date w/ the girls.

 

[master1578]

If she has to be dropped off down the block it must be a BOMBED Cummins driver. Probably someone on the TDR... ... :-laf

 

[crobertson1]

So, you didn't actually see me... err... who dropped her off did ya? :-laf

 

[RT66DOC]

Klenger, are you serious or is this a joke thread? If it's just a joke, it's NOT FUNNY. Don't ask me how I know this. And I'm gonna sit here at this PC until I hear something back fom you. :-{}

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

Might wanna check yer LADY'S "underside", and see what shape IT is in, too...

 

[fox]

I want to ask, WHERE is HOSS ----------with the concrete!!!!!!!!



LMAO!!

 

[merryman]

Ssshheesss!!!

Do we have to make all the decisions for ya??

Its simple. I gather that she has reached the 40 year old bracket more or less; thus the solution is to trade her in on a pair of 25 year olds!!



Learn to decide these things boy!



P. S. In hearing about a thousand divorce cases, I have heard stories not to distant from that.



Vaughn

 

[GIT-R-DONE]

At least you have your priorities straight... .

 

[Not Guilty]

I knew it!!! That is where the man in my life and his CTD have been going!

 

[RT66DOC]

Klenger, your wife says to tell you she's fine and don't worry about her.

 

[WDaniels]

:-laf ROTFLMAO :-laf

WD