Steak? Lobster?? Beer?! TURKEY???! Oh, you guys really know how to live...
Fred,
Oddly enough, a spell checker won't help you when you correctly spell the wrong word. Here, you may enjoy this pome:
Ode to the Spell-Checker
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.