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It all Started One day in 1993. Illflem Hopped out of his KatDiesel Powered TowPro and closed the door and exclaimed "It's a shame that the Big White Beast needs a new motor" and walked inside. While thumbing thru the internet he found an 01smokinram for sale that had a great 24vcummins in it with low miles. Being a CumminsAholic and all he yelled "sweetmonte I better get on that!" Well he gave the DieselpowerDude a call and asked about the price and bought it. Well soon they became friends and he found out that he is a willyslover and got to talkin about the whole Jeepthing and all. So the 4 wheelssmoking began and they hauled the motor back to BillS house and bolted her in.





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It all started one day when I was driving a locomotive with EMDdieselPower. The Rattle Box started acting up so I grabbed my big Hammer. Next thing I knew, a guy that said he was a JetPilot offered me a ride in hisTowPro. Well, next thing you know, we are lost in the woods and they send out an MD500 chopper to find us. Well, let me tell you, that Redneck Toadstomper of a pilot made a swoop down and right into a!Mactruck Luckily, we were saved by a BushWakr Oh well, next time, maybe we'll check out the ProRam race series!
 
So I decided to try and be the 10th caller on this huge gr8gift giveaway the radio station3 was giving out. Well outside at that very moment a growell roared thru the night air. I grabbed my blankie and the cat PWigglesworth and went roundabout the corner and saw Bear Trax that lead to a big Fuzzy Bear! He was waaay into eating the Honey he found in the JAR he got from the trash. He had to be a TurboDieselFan because of the CAPT. THROTTLE hat he was wearing. So I went back inside to the phone and a OLDphoneman cut in and said I was disconnected from the station3 phone line. I wanted the grand prize ... . a 6speedscreamer so bad I was a Sad Sack of potatos. AWWW Chickenplucker better luck next time I guess.
 
While on a Geis hunting trip the roads were wet and the truck was a Muddymess. So I took my 98rammer to give its undercarriage a little how’s your father. Once back Homer, wanting to Hohn my skills, I decided to Holeshot my holset and rig it Whit-more Power. Being a R. ebel, but not much of a Tinker, I got Piers on the horn and said I need a Smokin’ Ram. Piers said, no problem, just Torque This and tweek that. I said I don’t need a Sled Puller, Just a Horsehauler. I told him I was going to take a Pwknapp then I’ll hop in the Hummin’ Cummins and be right over. Piers said “y-knot, come on over and we’ll RamThatStroker. He mentioned being pretty busy and that I might have to wait a while and that his garage only takes 3atatime. I eluded that I didn’t have much cash, but had many trees I could trade for the work. Piers said “Deal, 5 treez” ok that last one was the stretch. :D
 
HOOK up better! I wannah pullya silly! Give me Gears that give me whiplash! Lets make that StraightSicks CumminsFirePower Makensmoke and make her a real jawbreaker! It would bsweet if we had all the hustlestuff Layin arround 4-PLAY for free. Speaking of free ... ... ... ...



By the way I won a FreeBMW from the station3 gr8gift giveaway I mentioned before. It should be here on a Little Freightliner flatbed soon!
 
For the winter she is more a Sled Puller when I have the Yamaha and arctic cat in tow. Guess she will be a bimmer hauler before ya know it huh? I wonder how muchsnow we are gonna get this year as I want to go sledding BAD! I just need snowman! So whatcha doin for this ridin' season? SNOS FUN but its a CRappe shoot some seasons. The greatwhitenorth calls to me like wildBill callin out to Crazy Horse.
 
In Memory

Weather or not we knew HVAC he impacted us in many ways we may never have realized. His lil red cummins Blazed down one lane of any Singletrack usualy with victory. The need for Morepower is what drove him and he had ProvenPerformance behind him 100%. Now he will be working on godstruck and has left behind a Legend that will livetodrive our dieselworld forward for ever. May he ALLWAYS BE THE TDR Member WHO LIVES ON FOREVER!



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Its Easy To make a story guys. Click MEMBER search here and find the MEMBER name that fits. You can fire up a story about anything! Think of it as tossing Beernuts into a jrc coffeegrinder and see what happens.
 
O. K so Today I decide to take it slowneasy but no I can't ... . Why because I work2muchplay2little. Yep I got called in. The wifey told me "Don't Bmad" I said "I will Bmad probably for the rest of the day too!" Man it's like someone went peewee in my Wheaties. So I get there and the phone is going nuts with no heat calls due to this Deep Freeze we have goin' on. I wanna tell theese people to get rammed and go to a hotel6 but I can't. So I play MrFixit and get stuff back online and leave. I went to the Yamaha Dealer to get stuff for the Wild Blue Sled and went home. I get home and Beep Beeep Beeep Beeep the pager is goin nuts like its a racebeeper68! Again more complaints "Cryppie" I yell thats it nomoresnow , No More Cold I am thru! No Wait I need both to go sleddin' up in New Hampshire next week! Oh well ya can't complain cause it's like Wiz'n AGAINST THE WIND
 
Ya see we aren't justatruck website. We are 19,000+ Members Hav'nFun , and oozing with CUMMINS power! But what is the best about this site is that Udder Confusion is kept at a minimum so that OldRammers , newdieselowners , oldguys , and new guys can have a blast. Weather it's reading about some of theese new age diesel doctor people banging out 600horse by being a TurboTweaker in his own driveway ordering from the Staff - Geno's Garage OR a diesel-mechanic lookin' for a code question. Yep you can find it here.



We have Steve St. Laurent Webmaster , Guru who is up well past Midnight keeping the site up and running , while us Dieselnerds keep pounding the keyboards posting at will. Then comes that dayofdiscovery when the postman brings that good ol TDR issue. We have no TROUBLELOOKING thru it 50 or so times before bedtime. Then before you know it you have back issues open 3atatime looking for that special MrFixit article that will guide you thru your project.



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A loong time ago, I had a blue2002, 600 horse, bigbaddodge that would pullya like 1 locomotive . I enjoyed gonehuntingagain with my fishinguide named ToolManTimTaylor but he was a drunk that had old grey hair and was always packnheat . He was always sayinididntdoit or Iwant1 . He was always confused. Go figure.



Anyway, I decided to take the TNT out of thatHuff-n-Puff 'n squeak 'n smokewagon of mine as it was to dangerousdemon to keep haulit around.



After the 24 valve was empty, I called up my old Sarge that used to fly a Jumbo Jet at supersonic speed, to see if he wanted to take his Southern Ram , DodgeTorqueWagon out for a PinionTwister of a spin, but he declined as he was to shoveljunk out of his lil red cummins . Oh well, maybe next time we'll GIT-R-DONE
 
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