Thanks Nick and Mike!
and thanks for the well wishes Hans!
Alex aligned the front end again after retarding the caster to 4 deg negative (EEK!). It had been at 7. 5 deg positive. He's checked out literally everything under the front end. I immediately suspected ball joints three weeks ago, but they check out fine. Assuming that mine has been solved, it would be attributed to "slack in the steering gear" and "caster out of whack".
Another item of funny note is that the track bar had about 90ft/lbs of torque on it and was creaking and popping... but no DW at that time. I yanked it up to just over 150ft/lbs of torque, and the noises went away, but DW started. Weird eh? Loose track bar should've definately allowed DW to surface.
She did pretty good on the roll home today. Tomorrow morning the the freeze joint at the Charlotte pike overpass on I-440 just off I-40 will be the test. I can pretty much instigate it on that joint every time.
My buddy Feger (Green/grey QCLB 35"MT's) has nerves of steel. He wanted to experience it. I can be pretty stupid, so we went for a ride. DW made him squirm pretty good.

Needless to say, from now on if I tell him somethings bad, he's going to take my word for it. hahaha.
I've still got kind of a vibration problem. I need new tires, and shocks. I've got Bilsteins on the way (Thursday). Hopefully that'll button up the rest of this issue.
blah blah blah... time to hit the sack... .