Milk does a body good (however)...

[HoleshotHolset]

Was the milk 2%, 1%, or skim?



This could affect the BTU content of the diesel... and therefore affect power output.



MTY - in cheese paradise (WI)

 

[dlange]

You should use prarie farms, its the best of the best... ..... And I hear they have an additive that keeps the injection pump happy.

 

[PRout]

Hey, You got Nesquick in my diesel! You got diesel in my nesquick. . Its good though. Mixing w/ the algae at the bottom of the tank, can you say...



Got Yogurt??

 

[Spooled-up]

Just to be safe I'd drain the fuel filter every day or so, otherwise, you'll get a MIF (Milk In Fuel) Warning on the instrument cluster.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Well, Friday morning the truck wasn't running so good...



Filled it up and put a bottle of 911 in. Just came back from NY and it's running fine again.



The tank is coming out Friday night to put a new pick-up in and fuel pump. Can't wait to see what's inside.



FYI, we pulled a tank a few months ago on a 98 that had over 100K, there was NOTHING in the tank. We couldn't believe it was that clean.

 

[BillGotthelf]

Will this inspire a new "Grade D" Diesel? Best yet can you run high sulfur diesel if you add milk to change the color?:--)

 

[GFrance]

Man you guys kill me. My wife was in the den doing her work out & I was reading all these out load she about fell off her machine laughing so hard which made me laugh all the harder. We have'nt laughed until it brought tears in some time. Man my gut hurts. Maybe I'll go get some power service to settle it.

 

[JLEONARD]

So did that make the smoke darker?

Or does the turbo moo rather than whine?

:-laf

 

[MMiller]

Geeezzz Jay. How in the world did you stumble on this old thread?



Michael

 

[TORQUE THIS]

We got to talking about it Friday night, I posted the link to it in our "coffee night" thread, just to remember and have a laugh... (at my expense)... :-laf

 

[MMiller]

Oh, I see. Since you're here and all, I have to ask, is your truck still moooving ok? :-laf Sorry I could not resist.



Michael

 

[TORQUE THIS]

actually no... see here,

https://www.turbodieselregister.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123598

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Man this thread just won't go out to pasture :-laf Dude will that Mad ecm make a whole new strain of Mad Cow disease

 

[MMiller]

Sorry to hear its a little sick. Maybe you need to bring it out west and let a cowboy work on it. There good with cow related problems. Maybe take it to WI and get a milking machine hooked to it too?



Seriously though, I'm not a 24V guy, can't help ya, I hope you get the old girl happy again soon.



Michael

 

[JLEONARD]

How in the world did you stumble on this old thread

Yea... today was the day I stumbled around with just about everything I touched... . at least this is funny. . :-laf :-laf



Mad Truck disease... . :-laf :-laf I think half the mebmbers on this board have it :-laf :-laf

Maybe all of us do.

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Oh, oh,... cheese whiz man, bet you end up with a bad case of launch cheddar. #ad

 

[desertryder]

I think someone has been inhaleing

 

[Hammer]

Man and I was feeling really crappy till I read this TqT. Now not only is my right arm killing me but I have pulled a muscle from laughing my rear off. Your right we all make those kinds of mistakes and you at least owned up to it.



BTW. .

I have heard from the farmer where I go chasing Bambi around the woods at and he related to me about someone from out East who has come up with a new way to ease the local dairy farmers plight. He related to me about some new milk based diesel additive which works better than used peanut oil but it has one bad side effect. Yes thats right,those owners on the test plan have found that their trucks while using this had a very hard time to pass up a freshly cut down hayfield so you may need to add a set of blinders as your next mod... ... ... Andy

 

[Moose Truck]

Got Milk?

Got Milk? No! It's "Got Diesel?" How about adding some "Cow Spots" to that white Truck? Moose

 

[Wheaties]

The odd thing is, Mark never uses a creeper when he works on the truck, not since he got a milking stool... .



C'mon Bessie... get in the barn!!!