Big you had me LMAO with your post, it would make a great t-shirt. Lots of truck drivers in the family and lots of great stories about the crap they go through, particularly with the modern electronic nannies watching and recording their every move...
Regarding the Miss America change, without the focus on looks the super-competent blessed-with-brains-not-looks gals will start elbowing the beauty queen types out of the way. The beauty queens and their moms will start screeching bloody murder —- will make the pageant scene entertaining for the first time in years....