Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
I saw Amish Elegance get his ol' horse 'n' buggy out on the drag strip t'other day. He has it decked out with 36" wheels and very low profile tires, top grain cowhide steering and power controls, lambskin-covered racing seat and the top-of-the-line Kepler Smithworks suspension. With his one horse (shod), his 60' was horrendous (couldn't hook up), and his ET was measured in minutes. But the absurd part was the bumper sticker he has on it:
[size=+2] Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust. [/size]
Caution: Do not step in exhaust. [/size]
