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Some may be repeats.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards
... ... ... ... ... NAIVE.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... . does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Okay... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards
... ... ... ... ... NAIVE.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... . does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Okay... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
