Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
"Old Dodge"
A man was driving along a rural Alabama road in his
beat up old Dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He
was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a
Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help.
After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't
going to get the old car going again, so the Jaguar
driver offered to tow the Dodge to the nearest garage.
A few minutes later the two had hitched up the old Dodge
to the Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver
was going too fast, the man should blow his horn and
flash his lights to get him to slow down. With that the two
men got into their cars and the Jaguar driver started to
pull away with the Dodge behind it.
At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the
Jaguar and started to rev his engine provocatively.
As soon as the light turned green the Ferrari and the
Jaguar hit their accelerators and took off.
Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph. As
the cars speed along, they passed through a police
speed trap. The officer couldn't believe his eyes when
he saw the three cars go by, and he decided that he
couldn't catch them all by himself, so he decided to
radio for help: "You won't believe what I just saw! I
saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 120 mph side by
side, and a beat up old Dodge behind them flashing
his lights and blowing his horn trying to get by!"
A man was driving along a rural Alabama road in his
beat up old Dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He
was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a
Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help.
After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't
going to get the old car going again, so the Jaguar
driver offered to tow the Dodge to the nearest garage.
A few minutes later the two had hitched up the old Dodge
to the Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver
was going too fast, the man should blow his horn and
flash his lights to get him to slow down. With that the two
men got into their cars and the Jaguar driver started to
pull away with the Dodge behind it.
At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the
Jaguar and started to rev his engine provocatively.
As soon as the light turned green the Ferrari and the
Jaguar hit their accelerators and took off.
Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph. As
the cars speed along, they passed through a police
speed trap. The officer couldn't believe his eyes when
he saw the three cars go by, and he decided that he
couldn't catch them all by himself, so he decided to
radio for help: "You won't believe what I just saw! I
saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 120 mph side by
side, and a beat up old Dodge behind them flashing
his lights and blowing his horn trying to get by!"
