My Cummins is so STUPID!!

[LarryB]

Originally posted by dseabaugh

... . That motor doesn't even have sense enough to know there is a load behind it.....

My Cummins is so stupid, when going up hill it accelerates like it thinks it's going downhill!!!!



My Cummins is so stupid, it only uses half the fuel it could get away with!!



My Cummins is so stupid, it thinks power can be made without high revs.

 

[JIM S.]

Mine is stupid too!! I just dont know what to do about it... maybe 370s and delivery valves and a 16 houseing or a quikspool!!! ..... dumb truckOo.

 

[forr]

As Uncle Forrest would say:





Cummins is as Cummins does.

 

[FFutch]

Gump

RUN CUMMINS RUN Doug

 

[Joe G.]

I dunno Larry,



My Cummins is so dumb it's computer illiterate!

 

[LarryB]

LOL, there ya go!

 

[MPatrick]

Stupid Truck

My Truck is stupid also! (and inconsiderate)

I pulled a friend of mine's boat (10K '95-27' SportCraft-hardtop) the other day for a fishing trip in the Big Bend area. I climbed a short hill from a dead start, I was giving it about half throttle and halfway up, I gave it three quarter throttle. My friend yelled and turned around to see where his boat and trailer was. He thought we had lost connection with the trailer. He says his truck can pull the boat OK but, not like this!



The moral of this story is: My truck is STUPID! It does not know when it is loaded down with 10,000 lbs and going up a hill!

 

[klenger]

Not only stupid, but it's big, and loud, and smelly.

 

[Cummins Corvette]

Yep, one retarded engine!! Who ever heard of doubling your hp for 300 bucks? Utter nonsence.

 

[klenger]

No spark plugs, no glow plugs, no coil, no condenser, no ignition wires, ...



And how in the world can you take the exhaust from an engine and blow it back into the intake and expect to gain HP from it?



It will never work.