My favorite quotes

[MGordon]

Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede--not because they have a hundred feet, but because most people can't count above fourteen.

Author: G. C. Lichtenberg

 

[RustyJC]

"You can't help a man who doesn't want to be helped. "

First heard from M. M. Creekmore (my dad)



Rusty

 

[loncray]

Dunno who said it, but:



It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to watch out for, it's the hundred or so that say 'occupant'.

 

[Kennywould]

A good man can screw it up, a better man can fix it!!!



unknown

 

[davemac]

The only people who don`t make mistakes are the people who aren`t doing anything.

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Hindsight is wonderful



Frank Zappa has a good one. Something about Hydrogen?

 

[Rd.Runnr]

Tell the truth--you do not have to remember what you said. --my Dad

reason to do the above--I have to sleep with me. --me

 

[DKayser]

Thomas Jefferson, I think. The various Federal Papers are full of good ones. "Compromise is surrender on the installment plan. " George S. Patton. "Marriage is an honorable institution. But I`m not ready to be Institutionalized. " Groucho Marx "Be sure you`re right, then go ahead. " U. S. Congressman David Crockett And last but not least... ... "Give me 80 men, and I will ride through the entire Sioux nation. " Colonel Fetterman, of massacre fame.

 

[JMelcher]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. "



"Hit it. "



The Blues Brothers