Well, it happened already. My Dad came over last night to help me load up a rented lawn aerator. We got the machine in the bed without a problem. The machine had these removable weights to make it sink in the ground, but you could take them out to help load it. I didn't want the weights to fall out going down the road so I was going to lay them on a towel in the back seat floor area. I got the first one in and then when I was putting the second on in I tapped the handle against the cab behind the rear door opening. It put a ding in it and scuffed the paint. I just about threw up! I cussed a bunch and kicked the mailbox, but it didn't help. I stopped by the dealer today and their detail guy touched up the paint for me. I'm a real schmuck
Oh well, at least it wasn't some schlep with a buggy that did it first.
So, can anyone top that timeline? I picked the truck up on Tuesday and dented it on Sunday? When and where was your first dent?

So, can anyone top that timeline? I picked the truck up on Tuesday and dented it on Sunday? When and where was your first dent?