My new ride!

[MMeier]

I bought a new Lexus 350, but had to go back to the dealer the next day because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.



The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"



"Willie!", He continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.



Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.



I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.



Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "***** Holes!"#@$%!



Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.



Damn, I LOVE this car!:-laf

 

[OKish]

I need to get me one them radios. :-laf

 

[MEby]

Now thats funny!!!!:-laf

 

[JFlagg]

That is too hilarious:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[DerekW]

omg!!! thats frikin badapples. BTW I have gotten reported for the language you used above but I am not gonna report cuz thats for babies who cant except internet is for children supervised by adults, and the fact to become a member of TDR you must have a credit card which means you must be 18. but still way to funny. I am sure if I got behind the wheel of that car I would try to figure out what every foul mouth word would give me for a song.