Name Our New Shock Boots And Get A Free Pair

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Shock Wraps

Shaft Wraps

 

[CJurasek]

The "Shock Glove"- No glove- No love!

 

[Big MAK]

get Protection, Use Shaft Socks for Your coverage



For maximum protection; wear Shaft Socks



Shaft Socks



Shock Socks

 

[Morphious]

shock condoms: magnum = 3. 0, XL = 2. 5, L = 2. 0... . remember to wrap that rascal





shaft wrappers



std - shock tension diapers



vd - vertical diapers



lorenz brand shock condoms - for when your shaft is going into the untamed bush... .



Ok, mind out of the gutter, here are some others... .



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well, guess it's the gutter or nothing for me.



Morph

 

[Walker]

On that note:



SHOCK-RA-LACTICS

 

[FOXY005]

Outertubes

 

[Triton]

I'll give this a shot and go with... .

for the coil... .

Wrap Guard by Lorenz
Lorenz Coil Wrap
Coil Sweats


and for the shock.....

Lorenz Sand Seal ( helps keep out the dirt so, your shocks will work ! )
Shock Sweats

 

[bighammer]

Lorenz's Lingerie :-laf (Could even offer a lacey garter belt to keep 'em up )

 

[Matt400]

Shock "gators",

I like that one. . they remind me of the gators I put over my motorcycle boots for bad weather.

 

[Featherman]

My Names

How about:



Lorenz's outerwear for that special truck



Lorenz's Shock apparell

Shock Frocks

Shock-a-flouge

Suspension socks

Suspension wraps

Shock sleeves and spring wraps



Ok now I'm getting silly

 

[AHire]

"Shok Sox"

 

[Lorenz]

"... well, guess it's the gutter or nothing for me. "

Suzy said "I think they're making fun of you honey?"

Her comment gave me the biggest belly laugh all day. "Nah, it's just guys being guys. " Chicks... They just don't understand.

 

[NUKEMAN]

I'm thinking "Shock Blocker"



Nah, sounds too much like my wife's girlfreind when we were dating:-laf

 

[RTillery]

OK,OK, I'll change the theme a little. How's about:

Rock Wrappers

 

[fozzy]

Baja Boots
Rod Rapps
flight jackets

 

[16919]

Shock Saverz
Stealth Wraps
Shock Jackitts
Shock Armer

 

[Hammer]

"Rock Knockers"

 

[DwayneKelch]

How about ReL'enzless Shock Absorbing Armor... ?

 

[Hercules130]

Just thought of one... ... flack jackets

 

[FDavid]

Spring Bling

Shock Therapy

(Lorenz ind) The LI Shock Boot

Shell Shock