Name your truck,,, or someone else's if you like..

[j.mitchell]

My wife named mine "My Misstress" and claims I love it more than her. I told my wife the reason was My Misstress was my favorites was she was always willing,never complains and never asks for money

 

[Hutchew]

Mine has gotten named "Frankenstein" by all my buds. I call it " a 30 thousand dollar pile of rolling crap"

(**** sounds more descriptive than crap, but it keeps getting replaced with ***** every time I try to use it)

 

[CRWilliams]

PUFF, OMG I love it. ROFLMAO.

 

[hdm48]

For the few that don't have a name I might sudjest a couple I have used for older rigs.

1. TEDDY. as in that rough riddin S. O. B.

2. D. V. as in Dodge Vibrator (that's 3000 nuts and bolts going down the road in loose formation)

 

[BushWakr - RIP]

LOL... Dave, very loose formation, in fact that is a very charitable description... . more like the missing man formation really...



LMAO..... "PUFF"..... good one... .



Bush.

 

[SnoDawg]

I had a few very colorful names the other night when she would not start. My friend's (The guy I bought my truck from) wife called my truck "The Somalain t*t strecher" for obvious reasons. I need to come up with something better. I have only had the truck for a few months so a good name will come along. I have a 62 Ford Unibody Pickup I call Relic. And a 65 Cadillac Hearse Taht is named Morbid.

 

[BushWakr - RIP]

:-laf :-laf ... . ROFLMAO x5^10 :-laf:-laf... . yer killin me here.....



I just KNOW that post should be edited, but darned if I can bring myself to do it ... :-laf





I gotta go to the head... ...



Bob.

 

[83 crew cab]

its sort of a first gen Lil' Red Cummins Express #ad

 

[sparks57]

Guys just call mine Big Green. Or the "Christmas Tree" because of all my lights. I need to post a picture of my truck all lit up.



Ussualy they just call it big green, and that's how they call me on the CB.

 

[SnoDawg]

Thanks BoB

I was wondering if I was pushing the limits with that one. If I offended anybody I apologize.

 

[DBF]

If I offended anybody I apologize.

Don't apologize, that was the best description I've ever seen for the ride these things give. Two hours later & I'm still laughing.....



DBF

 

[sparks57]

What does "Somolain" mean? Do you mean somolian??? I'm confused.

 

[rfitzgarrald]

I've gotta change the name of mine now! I've called it B**bie Bouncer Oo. Oo. Oo. from day one, but the Somolian T*T stretcher is by far the best description yet!!!!

Still rotflmao :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[SnoDawg]

Your right CB. My spelling can be a bit bad at times. Brain works faster than ten thumbs typing.

 

[sparks57]

I understand, I do it all the time!

 

[Diesel Gunner]

We named ours "Spooky" since its white and we never see any game on the roads anymore because its so loud.

 

[jbolt]

If you ask my kids it's "Daddy's Big Green Truck"



If you ask my wife it's "P. U. "



If you ask me it's "Paid For!"



If you ask my neighbors it's... ... #@$%!



Jay

 

[sgriffing]

Little Big Truck

We call it "Poco" for short. Little big truck is such a mouth full.

 

[Sparky 794]

A friend named mine BART



B ad

A $$

R am

T ruck

 

[dusthomps]

My buddies call my 91 "The Mini Mack. " Mostly because I'm willing to hook up to any trailer reguardless of size/weight.