Need A Laugh Today - Best Pickup Line in a Diesel Pickup (Ends: Oct 10, 2008)

[TDRadmin]

OK, rule #1, your post must be clean and appropriate for a G-rated audience. If not, it will be removed, no questions asked.



What we need is a good laugh. So here goes. Any one of any age or any gender can participate in this one. This is about generating some good laughs for a few days.



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I want to hear the best "pickup line" for a diesel truck owner to use.



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Winner gets a $50 gift certificate to Geno's Garage.



Start posting now.



Robin

TDR Admin

 

[DHayden]

Sorry for smoking you out at that intersection, I knew I must have got you good when I saw you turn your headlights on. May I offer to take you out for drinks? I can give you a few night driving tips while you wash the soot down :-laf

 

[Missouri Mule]

My Oil Burner is noisier than your Rice Burner!

 

[Missouri Mule]

There is a better view in my 4x4 CTD than that compact car, Babe!

 

[B KIRK]

Hey sweetie, it's called a pick-up for a reason!!!!

 

[JasonCzerak]

nice shoes, wanna go for a ride?

 

[Whiskey]

I got one foot in a Ford and one on a banana peel, So you better give me your best deal!!!:-laf (me talk'n to a Dodge sales person LOL)

 

[SierraRam]

You think my truck is big... ... ... .....

 

[JDiepstra]

I have to set this one up a bit. Here goes...



A casual glance at her, eye contact, head nod towards the truck and a half smirk/half smile, followed by "Wanna drive it?" Enough said.

 

[JDiepstra]

I'm keep looking for more but noone is posting...

 

[TDRadmin]

Snicker

I guess we just don't have a lot of "pickup line" type guys and gals hanging out here.



Robert Patton's (Editor) best try was, "Ask me about my truck, girl!" I won't tell you how long I laughed before I walked out of his office!



Snicker.



Robin

TDR Admin

 

[JDiepstra]

That leaves me thinking you may have been laughing at him and not with him! Are you saying that one wouldn't have worked on you? (I know, you're married).

 

[Wiredawg]

Looking down from a Dodge 4x4 to a gal in a small convertable: "My, that's some pretty seat covers you got there... wanna check mine out?"



Wiredawg

 

[BPitts]

"hey baby, you look better than a twin turbo cummins with stacked chips"



" your legs look longer than my miter cut stacks, do they smoke also?







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[CSnyder]

Theres room on the title for a second owner... followed by a wink



Since I have 2 identical crewcab 3rd gens...

Come stay the night and Ill let you know in the morning if your worthy of its twin.



This is my next wifes truck!



You sure would make a pretty seat cover in my truck!



Think you can handle ALL this?





Pull up to a pretty girl and say... . Im lost, can you help me? My Navigation doesnt have your address in it yet.



At the truck pulls when you see them checking out the truck before I pull... can I have a good luck kiss? this works 50% of the time and definately lets them know you are single. Beware to married men!

 

[Batphreak]

This works for picking up a lady that owns a CTD.

"Is that diesel fuel I smell or really expensive perfume?"

 

[surfbeetle]

Me without you is like Dodge without Cummins, a Ford that's strokin, or a GM Diesel

now that would be jokin'!



Girl, you look faster than my truck!



Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, would you mind waiting here while I drive around the block?

 

[dsherman]

Hey honey, let's go out and smoked the town black tonight

 

[dsherman]

Hey babes whats shaken:-laf

 

[dsherman]

Hey babe ,Wanna go for a ride, there will be a lot of shaken and rattlin going on and I promise it won't be us:-laf