Need help with proper Mopar related acronyms

[moparguy]

Well, my youngest brother, the Ford man (who we think was droped on his head as a baby) has sent me the most disrespectful list of Mopar related acronyms ever conceived by man.



I feel the need to respond with such forceful wit, that he'll be reeling for a week.



So, any and all help is graciously accepted with Mopar, Dodge, Ram, Plymouth, Chrysler and of course Ford and Mustang.



He's got three Mustangs, a 65, 70 and 95. The little 65 with a very built 289 is downright scary. We've always talked about racing the Duster and 65, but I thing we're each glad the other is a little afraid to see what would happen.



Thanks, Ronnie

 

[Fireman Dave]

Here's a few

Here's some of the usuals I know:



MOPAR: Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly



FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On the Road Dead, F***ed On a Raw Deal



Mustang: Rustang



Let me say, though, that I cut my wrenching teeth on Fords (like my Dad's Raunch Wagon), so I don't have anything against Fords. In fact, I always wanted a Mustang when I was a kid (and I'd still like one), but then I came across that '70 GTX and bought it - my first car. It's been all Mopar for me in the 20 years since then.



Sounds like you guys have some very nice machines.

 

[fest3er]

Originally posted by moparguy

... sent me the most disrespectful list of Mopar related acronyms ever conceived by man. ...

Well? You're holding out on us! Give!







Fest3er

 

[dodger22]

Hey here's a couple more:



DODGE - Drips On Driveway Grease Everywhere



PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Caddilac

 

[moparguy]

OK, you asked for it, here they are.

Chrysler

Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs

Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Dodge

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter



Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego



Mopar

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas



Plymouth

Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!





So, when youse guys get to work and have a few minutes, feel free to chime on the scathing comeback.



RJR

 

[Amianthus]

Lame.

Dude, some of those are pretty lame (some are pretty good). I wouldn't even take them seriously.



MOPAR - Massively Over-Powered And Respected!!!

 

[RustyJC]

CHEVROLET - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Trashed.



Rusty

 

[Alaskaskiff]

Ford

Found On Russian Dump

 

[roycrown]

F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge