Neighbor pulled a "Fast" one on me.

[Tony T.]

So what color is the new truck... White Bread White, Whole Wheat Tan, or Pumpernickel Black?



(This thread was so painful, I had to join in... )

The 05 is Black, the 03 was White, sorry I did'nt get to talk to him tonight.



I just hope he didn't get himself in a "jam" with higher payments.



I "do nut" know yet why he traded.



Tony

 

[gsbrockman]

The 05 is Black, the 03 was White, sorry I did'nt get to talk to him tonight.

Tony

Oh no..... now we must rhyme ! :-laf

Greg

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Well, at yeast he didn't roll it. #ad

 

[EErmert]

Well - The bread of life - Dodge/Cummins !

 

[GFrance]

Hey Tony you need to print this thread out & give it to your nieghbor. Show him how bored we get here sometimes. It might be worth a donut or two.

 

[Tony T.]

Hey Tony you need to print this thread out & give it to your nieghbor. Show him how bored we get here sometimes. It might be worth a donut or two.

That's a good idea he did once last year give me a whole flat (tray) of bread and donuts while I was loading our travel trailer for a trip.



Although I would hate for him to think I'm trying to "butter" him up.



Tony

 

[Kennywould]

I think the whole thing is leaving a sour dough taste in your mouth!

 

[SWendell]

Well... . no matter what you guys think... Sounds to me like he had the best idea since sliced bread.

 

[crobertson1]

Since he got a new truck, I wonder if he at least got his wife some flour s.

 

[jsimpson]

you COULD ask

 

[rbattelle]

I'd bet in his house it's always "time to drive the Cummins"!



[You guys are more creative than me]



-Ryan :-laf

 

[Tony T.]

Well guys it was tempting to walk across the street this afternoon to my neighbors house since he was home to check out his new 05 CTD. I was a little leary though, because alot of times he's taking a nap,an last time I did that his wife came to the door, she not being all that big of a woman barely was able to contain their two German Shepards from tearing me up. They get excited sometimes when the door bell rings. If he or she is outside with them, they will lick you to death.



I'm pretty sure they are pure "bread" dogs. :-laf



Tony

 

[Ftuttle]

Great - just when I thought this thread had run its course, I find that it has gone to the dogs...

 

[99guy]

I think we should all RISE above this KNEAD to make LITE if your neighbors situation.



It’s clear to me that his SWEET FRENCH wife PUNCHED DOWN his KNEAD to further depreciate his older truck. For STARTERS she had watched him PREHEAT the old Cummins on many a CRISPY FROSTY morning. She knew he was FLAT tired of driving the old BATTERED thing; even the ELASTICITY of the seat had COLLAPSED. The FINAL PROOF, she thought, was that he had simply become a GLUTTEN for more power.



So with some DOUGH that had begun to SOUR hidden away in the HOPPER she added some GREEN DOUGH. All the DOUGH FOLDED together was enough to buy her man an IMPROVER. She BEAT it down to the dealership and DROPPED by the sales office, it took the whole BATCH of DOUGH and some SMOOTH talking to GREASE the palms of the salesman (whom she thought was a real CRUMBY FLAKE – he really GRATED on her nerves), but after the deal was done she DUSTED him off and in no time at all she ROLLED in the drive with that shiny new Ram! So, can she really BAKE , or what?



And the moral of the story:

Don’t mess with the TDR guys, YEAST ye be sorry. :-laf

 

[DSutton]

Good grief grow up!!

If I ever run into the guy who started this, he's gonna get rolled!!! Seriously, sounds like a sweet roll, I mean sweet ride!!

 

[racebeeper68]

I am beginning to Wonder what is going on here , You guys had to much Buttertop ? or what?

 

[rotts4u]

He told me that the new 325/610 was the best things since sliced bread.

 

[Jumbo Jet]

Did he get SLT+ with the special 'mold'ing.