New acronym thread

[fest3er]

We need a new acronym thread. Only new ones, though. Like:

• Harley: Harleys Always Readily Leak. Even Yours.
  
• Duramaxes: Dies Upon Reaching A Minimum AXial Engine Speed
  

Come on guys! Think up some new ones! Don't be shy! Post it! Even if they're bad, like mine!



Fest3er

 

[Fireman]

Harleys don't leak

They just mark their spot.



Fireman

 

[Shovelhead]

If my EVO has an oil spot under it, there's a problem



If my Shovelhead dosn't have an oil spot under it, there's a problem... ... probably NO oil it it.

 

[Steve M]

Happy And Riding Like Every Year.

Hands Off No Drooling Allowed.

Delirious Over Dodge's Great Engines.

&*^%'in Old Refurbished Dodge.

Poor Old Numbscull Thinks It's A Cadillac.

Genital Motors.

Tired Of Your Old Tricks Again.

 

[rich m]

...stolef from PowerWagon...

GM--Get Mopar

stolen from somewhere else: General Mistake



Chronically Have Every Valve Yanked



How You Undo Nearly Dead Injector Actuator



In Some Unpleasant Zambian Underbrush

 

[Crash_AF]

Big Ugly Import Car Killer



Generally Makes Crap



F*c*ing Italian Attempt at Transportation



Fix It Again Tony



Dead On Day Guarantee Expires



Just Empty Every Pocket



All Mistakes Costly



Had One Never Did Again



Pops Every Usable Gasket Every Other Time



Freightliner's Other Retail Division



Does Auto Ever Work? OOps



Later,

Joe

 

[Papa Joe]

Character loss is nothing to our nation