New Survivor show for the South

[AKAMAC]

"Survivor: Southern Style. "



The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia

and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and

over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana.

Finally ending up back over in Alabama.



Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates

and large bumper stickers that read:



I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is

for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to

Confiscate Your Guns!



The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins

 

[bmoeller]

Never happen. None will make it out of the county they start in. :-laf

 

[Jumbo Jet]

I'm offended. We didn't get our shot at them here in Arkansas!

 

[mcoleman]

Hey I want a shot at them and I'm in missouri.

 

[Eric Kahn]

send them to Ohio so I can shoot at them alsoOo.