Normal!?!?!?!

[barryg41]

I was reading a health magazine at work and some Doctor stated that the NORMAL human being passes 1 pint to a quart of gas a day.



I told my wife, See I am NORMAL.....

 

[illflem]

Barry your wife is lucky you behave more like a human than a cow. The average cow passes over a 100 gallons of gas a day and pees 30 gallons.

 

[The patriot]

Bill, how do you kno..... oh forget it.

 

[DRR-24V]

Minimum Water

We run Cattle out here where the water supply is pretty iffy. We haul water quite a bit in the summer. We have to allow about 25 gal. per day for each head minimum. Imagine how dry Hay would make your mouth.

 

[The Sequel]

My wife insists I do more than that. When she said that I was abnormal, I told her, "No dear, I'm exceptional

 

[Jumbo Jet]

4 out of 5 people suffer from acid indigestion. The other one enjoys it!!

 

[illflem]

Eric, my info may not be correct since it came from a green group's anti cow propaganda. What they were getting down on was the large amount of water cows use and that the methane in their gas contributes to the greenhouse effect. What they failed to mention is an average tree uses 1000+ gallons of water a day in summer and the that world's termites produce thousands of times more methane than cows.

 

[LarryB]

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[Doc Tinker]

Is that figure for compressed or expanded gas?



Doc

 

[Rammin On]

Doc ...



Compressed til released then expands ... floats around a while - nothing like good hang time ... . guess I'm above average ... uh normal ... gotta have a gallon or more a day!!! no beano for me . .



My wife continues to be amazed ... ... ... ... ... ... ... or is that running away ... .

 

[redneckdr]

pints and quarts

what worries me is if i have to measure it in pints or quarts, it JUST MIGHT NOT BE GAS. i thought liquid was measured in pints, quarts, etc, and gas in cubic measure of some dimension--cubic feet, etc?

 

[Don M]

who attached that file?



My oldest boy was sitting here with me when it went off, so to speak. He is still laughin"



Don~

 

[barryg41]

One of the first things my wife and I have agreed on this year..... NO pet cows!!!



Doc, I dont think compressed or expanded matters. . it pays the same.

 

[redneckdr]

attached file

i think we have larry b to thank for the file with the nice sound effects??

 

[The patriot]

I had mexican for dinner last night. It's going to be an above average day.

Eric

 

[QRTRHRS]

My wife can't hear me but she knows what I am up to even before she gets "ambushed". Must be the sonic wave

 

[Rammin On]

I'm with "The Patriot" ... took the wife out for lunch ... mexican ... had to get the tank re-charged ..... might be single tommorow . .