Not funny, Not funny at all

[DarrellB]

After I'm done with this series of pranks I think I'll move.



Does anyone have a room they want to rent prefurable far away from Indiana.



big D

 

[Utah Willie]

Here is what I did to a fellow fire fighter who most resembled a male appendage at times..... He was a neatness freak... I took an oil squirt can and squirted some used oil up on his transmission/flywheel joint so that it dripped onto the ground beneath, forming an appropriate pool and showing a drip on the transmission. At shift change, I followed him out to the parking area and in the conversation, dropped my pen. That gave me a reason to look under his pristine Land Cruiser and see the puddle of oil. The Toyota dealer he took it to could find no reason for the leak but did pre$ent a nice bill. Oo.

 

[Whitmore]

years ago

a guy at work bought a new Chebby and he was in love with the truck , the main reason he got it was for what he called good gas milage , he figgered it alot at the lunch table with his calculator and gas ticket, I couldnt stand it any longer so I started bringing a 5 gal jug of gas ans would use it to help his figgures along a bit , I found his fueling days were Monday and Thursday but if I added 1 gallon per day he didnt see it on the gage , he really got to braggin on this truck and was too proud, I then started cutting back slowly until the milage was actual, he didnt have much bragging then, :{ but the real kicker was when I started taking gas outa gallon at a time:{ :{ :{ . Later that month he had it in the dealers and was hot hot hot. we never did level with the guy he was a dinkis, after a few months I started in on his coveralls and the up and down in size with our vendor, this guy was very confused and even went on a diet, we then reversed the deal till he thought he was getting skinny.



Another good one is to get your buddies coveralls and cut the legs off so he has summer coveralls and even change his name sticker to shrimpy or dopey you get the drift... ... ... . Kevin

 

[SOOT]

One time out on location one of the operators was being a real PITA, so my buddy who is a mechanic wired his horn to his turn signal on his semi and left it that way until they got back that night. it's a 3 hour drive from the location to the shop, and you have to go through town.

 

[Karl2500]

I did this to a friend on his wedding day.

I used a hand held "air horn" like the ones they use at sporting events or on small boats, stuck a popsickel stick from the can to the horn and taped the bottom to hold it in place. then I wrapped several heavy rubberbands around the whole thing so that when the stick is pulled out the horn blows. I wire tied the whole thing to the bottom of his truck seat and then wire tied the stick to the drivers side door. and carefully got our the passengers side door.

Yep woke him right up! (and most of the neighborhood too)

 

[DarrellB]

Ouh No, I'm in trouble now

Well guys I got him with the srink wrap on Sunday and I wired his horn to his brakes. It was actually kind of fun srink wrapping a hole trailer, even got his girl freind to help us, by keeping him ocupied in the trailer, if you know what I mean. She said he was 10 minutes late for work trying to get out of the trailer Monday morning, said he ran right into the front door trying to leave. :-laf She also said he didn't drive his truck yet this week so he still hasn't fount that one yet. But for some reason when I got home this morning I had 2 raod closed baracades blocking my driveway I wounder were they came from since he works for a construction company. For the next week or so I'm going to leave the dogs loose at night just to add a little chalenge to the game. :-laf



Next up is turning his water off at the meter. :{ :{



Big D

 

[illflem]

This is one of the best investments I've ever made.

 

[tntway]

or this one....

sorry guys , i dont know the addy but there's a site that you can order dog poop from and have it drop shipped to his door.....

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Originally posted by illflem

This is one of the best investments I've ever made.

#ad
i need one of those... #ad

 

[Scot]

Utah Willie,



Take an 8x8x8 electrical junction box. Put a 120vac rotory lamp timer set to 8 hrs. Plug another timer into it set for short duration. Plug a 120vac->24vdc transformer into second timer. Wire security delay timer set to 3 sec or so to 110 dB fire alarm horn. Mount above drop ceiling to trusses and tie into buildings power using MC flex.



What you get is something that wakes everyone up at 0200 every B shift and is *real* hard to find!

 

[wcaldwell]

I you want to be extremely vicious, go to the wrecking yard and get a duplicate of his car and have it crushed. Move his real car and put this crushed one in it's place.



OR





Have a 50-ton boulder delivered to his driveway right outside his garage door.

 

[lschultz]

My 16 yr old daughter had the vaseoline done to her car when she got back to town from a dance. Cable tie on the driveshaft has been done to me. And somebody stuck a potatoe in the tail pipe when I had my 91,sounds like a cannon after the pressure builds up and fires it out. One fellow at work had one of them fart machines one morning. I was on him about what he had ate before I figured it out. Me I don't need one cause I've got plenty of natural gas and odor.

 

[drice]

a little late

but if you really need to get even.





If they drive a gasser get some 16 gauge wire run it under their hood to teh spark plug run it into the cab throuhg the back of their seat when they sit on teh wire every time teh sparkplug fires they get a nice little shock



its fun to watch

 

[midwestdually]

jack the truck up and put it on blocks just enuf that the tires will spin the tires and he will crap his pants when he puts it in drive and the truck just sits there!

 

[paccool]

Big D, just remember who started this little war!



Don't forget the old standard - potato in the tail pipe.



(woops, just saw this had already been mentioned)



Stan

 

[Harley152]

Just check out boinkmail.com for the ultimate embarassment at work---especially effective is the one from "sheep lovers, international---delivered by UPS, usually to the secretary or receptionist, let it sit on her desk all day before calling him to the office and presenting his "package"!!! The best 20 bucks I've ever spent!!! (several times).



Jerry



PS, not affiliated with above.

 

[Champane Flight]

Greenpeace bumper stickers.

Need I say more? I put some "Gay coalition supporter" bumper stickers on a couple of our contracters vehicles. The pipeline practical jokes can get quite vicious. Had XXX movies of gay midgets sent to a workers home who was a newly wed! It got out of hand when I found my hats greased and fiberglass in my coveralls. Really gets to iching!!!!!

 

[willyslover]

years ago when there was such a thing a big horne buttons... . I put a Anchovie under one [in Viaslia, Ca... summer time temps 100++ for days and days]... in a hay hauling rig for a real PIA guy... took a week for him to find the stench, and boy was it ripe. .





might want to reverse the high low beam switch for him

 

[nickleinonen]

super glue a ford embelm to his dodge tailgate





:-laf



Don't forget the old standard - potato in the tail pipe



yet another reason for large diam. exhaust pipes hard to get a 5" potato. cantolope maybe... :-laf

 

[Rogue Ram]

This will work.......

Put an ad in the local paper advertising "FREE CHRISTMAS TREE DISPOSAL, ALL DAYS, ALL HOURS" with his address on it... ... ... ... ... ... ... . make it effective the day after Christmas and put a few signs at both ends of his block.



heheheheheheh