By Scott Reynolds aka Greenleaf
Ok guys. Been setting on this for some time now. Had hopes to post this on my one year anniversary with TDR, April 26th, but couldn't wait any longer.
Ode To The First Gen Forum
Of D350's and 250's, with P pump conversions.....
checking out "rear-ends", and other perversions.
Pastor Bob and his cane, with hp demerits.....
we know that he's senile, so just grin and bear it
Of low boost pressures, and high EGT's... ...
can't make enough smoke, gotta get POD's
We don't like the new trucks, they ain't got what it takes. .
our trucks bring home Bacon, without a waste gate
Our converters won't lock, yet the trucks we have kept...
we have power to spare and still "keep to the left"
Tugboatphil and his fuel filter, with the pipe that get's stuck... .
I sure wouldn't want HIM, to work on my truck!
My truck has it's gauges, but think I need more...
what brand is the best, don't wannna start that war.
There's Red Top batteries, and Decka brand too... .
Santa Clause drives a 1st gen, that's painted dark... ... ... blue?

The head gasket is blown, and to this I will say... .
they still ask ten grand for it, over on Ebay
CB_Parker, his truck, and all the nightmares... .
little wonder he's started to show some gray hairs
There's West Coast and East Coast, and none in between... ...
both seem to act, like their still in their teens
:-{}
Of missing a lug nut, and swampeast Missouri.....
I say; "choose your mods wisely, don't be in a hurry".
Sam A. is the man, if you'd like a new intake... .
I've got one on my truck, by no means a "mistake".
We cuss and we fuss, and we burn our right hand...
on the hot trouble light, once posted our friend Dan
#@$%! ... ... ... ... ( :-laf )
To Daniel Puckett, his truck, and his life in Missouri... ...
to get outta there, he's in a big hurry.
To the Northwest Bombers, to live there they choose... ... .....
it takes talent to drive, while wearing ... snow shoes. (?????)
To tales of a mouse, who made home in a truck... .
if you remember that far, you'r really in luck.
AHEM!!! ..... ok moving on
Some members have one truck, while others have two... ...
I wish I could dyno, like some other guys do :{
... BTW has anyone seen my truck?
.....
Wrapping it all up... ...
A 1st gen is similar, to a bottle of wine... ... .
they seem to get better, and better with time.
I'll drive it hard daily, and it's put away wet...
it's surely by far the BEST TRUCK I'VE OWNED YET!!
Thank-you. Thank-you. Thank-you.
Greenleaf
Ok guys. Been setting on this for some time now. Had hopes to post this on my one year anniversary with TDR, April 26th, but couldn't wait any longer.
Ode To The First Gen Forum
Of D350's and 250's, with P pump conversions.....
checking out "rear-ends", and other perversions.
Pastor Bob and his cane, with hp demerits.....
we know that he's senile, so just grin and bear it
Of low boost pressures, and high EGT's... ...
can't make enough smoke, gotta get POD's
We don't like the new trucks, they ain't got what it takes. .
our trucks bring home Bacon, without a waste gate
Our converters won't lock, yet the trucks we have kept...
we have power to spare and still "keep to the left"
Tugboatphil and his fuel filter, with the pipe that get's stuck... .
I sure wouldn't want HIM, to work on my truck!

My truck has it's gauges, but think I need more...
what brand is the best, don't wannna start that war.
There's Red Top batteries, and Decka brand too... .
Santa Clause drives a 1st gen, that's painted dark... ... ... blue?

The head gasket is blown, and to this I will say... .
they still ask ten grand for it, over on Ebay

CB_Parker, his truck, and all the nightmares... .
little wonder he's started to show some gray hairs
There's West Coast and East Coast, and none in between... ...
both seem to act, like their still in their teens
:-{}

Of missing a lug nut, and swampeast Missouri.....
I say; "choose your mods wisely, don't be in a hurry".
Sam A. is the man, if you'd like a new intake... .
I've got one on my truck, by no means a "mistake".
We cuss and we fuss, and we burn our right hand...
on the hot trouble light, once posted our friend Dan
#@$%! ... ... ... ... ( :-laf )
To Daniel Puckett, his truck, and his life in Missouri... ...
to get outta there, he's in a big hurry.

To the Northwest Bombers, to live there they choose... ... .....
it takes talent to drive, while wearing ... snow shoes. (?????)
To tales of a mouse, who made home in a truck... .
if you remember that far, you'r really in luck.
AHEM!!! ..... ok moving on
Some members have one truck, while others have two... ...
I wish I could dyno, like some other guys do :{
... BTW has anyone seen my truck?

Wrapping it all up... ...
A 1st gen is similar, to a bottle of wine... ... .
they seem to get better, and better with time.
I'll drive it hard daily, and it's put away wet...
it's surely by far the BEST TRUCK I'VE OWNED YET!!
Thank-you. Thank-you. Thank-you.
Greenleaf