Oh My !

[BreaksEverything]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.



Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women's sex drive by 90 percent... . Wedding cake!!!



Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late. "



Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.



One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"

The other replies: "GREAT trade!"



A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire. "



"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. "



If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.



My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.



First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. "

 

[MMeier]

And let the :-{} begin!!

 

[lschultz]

Your gonna get 3atatime :-{} after you.

 

[BreaksEverything]

I'm a big boy

I can run fast & out drive any NYC cabie ( what's one more scratch )

 

[BIGDIG]

Did you ever see what a hunter jumper can jump and how fast a barrel racer can run her horse around barrels. So you think you can out run a NYC cabbie. Well she'll jump the freekin cabby or run around them before you can wipe away your tears... . :{ . . it's obvious you didn't read the two replies before mine... . TAKE THE HINT dude... . !!!! WOAH !!!!

 

[R.ebel]

Originally posted by BreaksEverything

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.



Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women's sex drive by 90 percent... . Wedding cake!!!



Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late. "



Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.



One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"

The other replies: "GREAT trade!"



A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire. "



"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. "



If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.



My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.



First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. "

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

Did you ever see what a hunter jumper can jump and how fast a barrel racer can run her horse around barrels. So you think you can out run a NYC cabbie. Well she'll jump the freekin cabby or run around them before you can wipe away your tears... . :{ . . it's obvious you didn't read the two replies before mine... . TAKE THE HINT dude... . !!!! WOAH !!!!

ohh did I forget too mention I can ride too

& not trail ride , I like barrels & endurance rides

that's why I only had Appaloosa's

 

[ladyjaine]

Breaks Everything,



Dont forget, some of us ladies also have motorcycles. My Dyna Low beats your Appaloosa.



Jean

Who still thought it was a funny post.

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by ladyjaine

Breaks Everything,



Dont forget, some of us ladies also have motorcycles. My Dyna Low beats your Appaloosa.



Jean

Who still thought it was a funny post.

LJ YES IT WOULD

but only on the black top , I ain't seen a HD that could rock climb like a horse of any kind & I think 3atatime could back me on that , all though ! she may not want too , she knows I'm right on this one & for that matter so could any one that rides a APPY( ouch I just burned the roof of my mouth , damm microwave)

but you HD costs less to keep a month - payments