Oh Those Bumper Stickers.

[rich m]

Dreamed this'n up, if somebody wants to print it. . Never underestimate the power of a well-placed moron..... (Florida)

 

[Ladders]

If You Can Read This - Your in RANGE!

PMS & GUN on board - TRYME!

I'm peddling as fast as I can.

This wreck is owned by a Lawyer - hit me!

Hit me - I need the money!

Beware the dog - he weewee on your leg (Hawaii)

I dont dial 911 - I dial . 357 (or . 44)


\\BF//

forgot to add: I want to be like Barbi - that bit*h has everything!

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[RBrunson]

The one I like was seen on a speeding truck on I-5 in Washington. "Drive it like you stole it"

 

[heliopilot 00]

Happiness is seing your mother-in-laws picture on the back of a milk carton

 

[FD5]

GET IN, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, HOLD ON! (On wife's car)
KICK THE HABIT, PAY CASH www.DAVERAMSEY. COM (On an older car)

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1995 2500, SLT Laramie, Xcab, auto, 3. 54, stock plate forward, Amsoiled throughout, dual by-pass filter, muffler and cat fell off, if you find them, there yours!!

 

[LSMITH]

Take your bra off, it will pull the wrinkles out of your face!And- Don't worry, it will only seem kinky the first few times! Seen in a truck stop.

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99 2500 QC 4X4 AUTO SB 24V LARAMIE SLT 3. 5 LSD 285-75-16'S Everything but leather NRA Member

 

[maint.man]

On my old 81 Ford Courier; " This is not an abandon car. "
On a cute blond's camaro; "Don't grab my ears I know what I'm doing !"

 

[TomGolden]

Here's a couple of my favorites:
"Visualize NO liberals"
"<--- Overtaker Undertaker--->" on a big rig
I forgot: "Ex-wife for sale: take over payments"

Tom

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[JConley]

My Son is an honor student at Huntsville State Prison.

My son beat up your honor student at ... ...

 

[Snyder-00]

MY OTHER AUTO IS A 9MM!

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1999 Cummins powered quad cab Ram, black sport,4x4,4. 10. s,5-speed,everything but leather,stock and staying that way!

 

[Banshe]

"Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger"

 

[LandShark]

Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition!

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move bodies!

 

[RBrunson]

Seen on the back of a flat bed big rig. "If you can't stop. . smile as you go under" #ad


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Ron

96 4x2 2500 Garnet/Driftwood Auto,3. 54,K&N,Cobra 93 TT Terry 29L,'84 VW Rabbit diesel,

 

[Rattlebox]

On my truck - "EATIN' CHEVY'S & SH**IN' FORDS !"

 

[CUMINNTSTRKN]

being up here in montana we get alot of tourists.

if it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?

how do you like my driving dial 1-800-eat-s$$t

yeh, you can have my guns. bullets first

save the forests wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl.

don't drink and drive you might spill the drink

so many women so little time

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2001 eth ez box and more on the way

 

[Scott Johnson]

On my old 87 Ford 6. 9 D
"Honk if your cute- Bark if your not"

 

[RAPID RICK]

"MY DALMATION IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT"

"IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS QUIT
PISSIN LIKE A PUPPY"

 

[dpuckett]

Saw these at the Tulsa Gun Show-

To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave the people- G. Mason
(on my 93)

Guns do not kill people, people do.

When guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you not understand?

Dont get Gored in 2000. (thank God we didnt)

You can have my guns when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers

I love animals- I eat their meat and wear their skins.

The Experts Agree- gun control works [shows commi hammer and sickle, swastica, and a big star with 4 smaller ones from 1 oclock to 5 oclock, China?] Bought THAT t-shirt.

To he!! with your honor student, my kid rodeos

Bull riders do it in 8

I run over animal rights activists (seen on a Dodge dually at a rodeo; belonged to a bull rider)

Save a calf, rope an activist (on Mom's truck)

An armed society is a polite society


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Daniel's current truck: 1993 W350 club cab, 5 speed, treadplate aluminum flatbed, 4. 10 rear end, straight pipes, K&N, "slightly" tweaked pump. ISSPRO color coded pyrometer and 50psi boost guage. NRA Life Member (since age 12) and d@mned proud of it. IRBCTS.

 

[Punisher205]

To all of you who posted in here, these were awesome. I figgered I would share the one that one of my coworkers put on the back of my old truck: 95 Ram 4x4 with a gas powered 360 customized by Dixie Custom Trucks. One of my friends asked me where I got the sticker on my truck. I then went to look and found:

Bad Cop No Donut



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[RBrunson]

"Life is to short to dance with ugly wemon"

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Ron

'96 4x2 2500 Garnet/Driftwood Auto,3. 54,K&N,Cobra, 93 TT Terry 29L,'84 VW Rabbit diesel,