1. Constipated People Don't Give A **** .
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
10. If At First You Don't Succeed... blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
11. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying, "No Hard Feelings!"
12. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
13. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
14. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
15. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My *** .
16. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
17. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
18. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
19. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
20. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
21. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
22. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite remember My Name
23. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
24. Illiterate? Write For Help
25. Honk If Anything Falls Off
26. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
27. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
28. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
29. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
30. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
31. If Sex Is A Pain In The *** , Then You're Doing It Wrong...
32. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen Upside
Down,On A Jeep]
33. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
34. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
35. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
36. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
37. Ax Me About Ebonics
38. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
39. Boldly Going Nowhere
40. Cat: The Other White Meat
41. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
42. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
43. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
44. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
45. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
46. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
47. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
48. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
49. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
50. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
51. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
52. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
53. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious?
54. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
55. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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2001 HO 6 speed Regular Cab SLT 4x4 3. 54 anti spin 2500. Used for the daily grind and sneaking away to some secret Baja beaches toting a cabover
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
10. If At First You Don't Succeed... blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
11. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying, "No Hard Feelings!"
12. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
13. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
14. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
15. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My *** .
16. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
17. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
18. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
19. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
20. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
21. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
22. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite remember My Name
23. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
24. Illiterate? Write For Help
25. Honk If Anything Falls Off
26. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
27. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
28. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
29. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
30. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
31. If Sex Is A Pain In The *** , Then You're Doing It Wrong...
32. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen Upside
Down,On A Jeep]
33. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
34. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
35. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
36. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
37. Ax Me About Ebonics
38. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
39. Boldly Going Nowhere
40. Cat: The Other White Meat
41. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
42. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
43. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
44. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
45. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
46. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
47. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
48. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
49. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
50. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
51. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
52. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
53. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious?
54. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
55. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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2001 HO 6 speed Regular Cab SLT 4x4 3. 54 anti spin 2500. Used for the daily grind and sneaking away to some secret Baja beaches toting a cabover