In a "couple minutes" the majority of the oil would be pumped out of the engine. That pipe plug is directly on top of the filter opening. When my engine is cold the idle pressure at that fitting is about 75psi. I like my oil sample method better.
https://www.genosgarage.com/product/dodge-ram-cummins-drain-valve-fg7b/drain-valves
Didn’t you notice the part where the end of the poly tube remains in the oil fill hole til you spend two seconds filling the sample bottle?
Fumoto valve you are getting whatever has been setting on the bottom of the pan.