OK anybody smoked a

[srenfro]

I do it all the time. Every morning or afternoon; depends on the shift I'm on, I end up catching my Lieutenant driving to work (marked unit). I always give him a good smokin when I pass him. He just points his finger at me and laughs, say's only a redneck would do something like that.

 

[DavidTD]

I got one that still makes me laugh.



Have a CITY cop that frequents the shop. Loves this diesel stuff. One day he decides to take one of the trucks for a drive while on duty (a no-no), but just a quick ride. Leaving a light, at full throttle, pooring smoke (tail and tire) he passes a COUNTY cop. The Chase is on. The City cop won, but not without a trip through a field to get away which ripped the lower Air Dam half off the truck.



Needless to say, we all :-laf while the city cop was . You cannot get him within 3 feet of one of these trucks now, WHILE ON DUTY. :-laf And THAT truck was sold.

 

[Smokin_Monster]

I was downtown Salt Lake City. I was in the left hand turning lane and a cop was sitting behind me and to the right. My tailpipe was pointed right at him. I had over 2000lbs in the back and I couldn't resist. I laid on it and covered him in black smoke. As I watched in the rear view mirror as I went around the corner I thought I had gotten away with it. Well, I was WRONG. I got a $400 ticket. The best part is, I fought it and got it dropped! 100% true story.

 

[DieselMinded]

My driveway saved me once About a mile away from my house and Im doing about 70 around a bend and here comes smokey ... ... . well I figgered I can make it home before he gets turned aroung but not at this rate WOT 100+ he was no where to be seen behind me lucky I live up a BIG hill I whipped it up and stayed into it I cleared the hill and stoped and got out and seen him FLYING PAST MY DRIVEWAY... there wasnt much dust it wasnt very dry out that day ... he was lights sirens ... . and every thing I heard him fade away in the distance ... . leg still bouncing from the rush as I hop'd back in and pulled in the garage ... I took a diffrent route for a week... Got Lucky I was close to my house.



A few years ago I was running Bad tags and was being tailed all the waaay though town JEEP TAGS ON A YODA I knew I was nailed... what to do what to do ?????? I pulled in someones drive way I didnt know and acted like I lived there..... the cop stoped at the end of the driveway ..... CRAP!!!!!..... I parked casually and walked up to the door trying to ignore the cop ... . Im thinking man what can I do to get out of this now ???... I approched the porch and I made up a name to use and ask if he lived there... looked back at the cop and he was still there ... I koncked and no one was home ... but as I was knocking the Cop left. . I rushed back to the truck and hi-tailed it the other way



STILL NOT SURE WHY HE DIDNT FOLLOW ME OR WHY HE LEFT BUT I GOT OFF SCOTT FREE



DM

 

[daytripper63]

I noticed none of you are from the Republic of California...

Doing that here could get ugly if you got pulled over and checked.

 

[daytripper63]

So I explain I am late as hell for a meeting in a place I have no idea where it is. I get a verbal tounge lashing of my life and was told to fix my windshield and get the engine checked out LOL!!!

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Yeah get that engine checked out I think you need a tune-up, its smokin alot

 

[JoshPeters]

I got 3! I was talking to a friend of mine that was going to St Patrol school. I asked him what he could give me for a ticket for the excessive ammount of soot. He didn't understand what I was trying to explain to him. :-laf So... . I soot'ed him! Being he has never delt with that before... . We talked to his trainer... . again he could not understand what BOTH of us were now trying to tell him..... So... You guessed it! Oo. Got BOTH of them! He informs me there are a number of things that he could give me... . but probably wouldn't.



A few weeks later... . I see my cousin in law, an On Duty Isanti County Deputy... . I wave... he doesn't see me... . So I made him realize that I was there! He of course pulled me over... . walked up to the window, shaking his head and laughing. He asks me "Don't have a problem with Tailgaters do ya?" :-laf Nope, Brian I don't.



Josh

 

[Warpig]

Motorola

When are you guys gonna learn... You can't outrun Motorola!!!!



Tim W.