Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in
front of others what's wrong -- and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I
love the way this old guy handled it:
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick. "
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded
waiting room and say things like that. "
Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you. "
The receptionist replied, "Well, you've caused some embarrassment in this room full
of people. Now, you should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private. "
"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could
embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes
before re-entering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear. "
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
I can't **** out of it. "
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
front of others what's wrong -- and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I
love the way this old guy handled it:
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick. "
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded
waiting room and say things like that. "
Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you. "
The receptionist replied, "Well, you've caused some embarrassment in this room full
of people. Now, you should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private. "
"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could
embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes
before re-entering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear. "
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
I can't **** out of it. "
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
