Heard this joke on the radio last week.
Ole was home with a toothache one day. Lena asked if she should take him in to the dentist. Ole says "No. " A couple of hours later, Lena says to Ole, "You need to got go the dentist. " Ole- "Why?"
Lena- I'm tired of you complaining that your tooth hurts. The dentist said to come on in.
Ole- Oh, OK.
They hop into the truck and go to town.
The dentist tells Ole- I'm gonna give you this shot to numb your jaw.
Ole- NO, wait! I'm afraid of needles.
Dentist- OK, then let me grab the mask so I can put you to sleep. This way you won't feel a thing.
Ole-No, I'm allergic to it, you might kill me!
Dentists thinks for a minute and walks into the back room. He comes back with 2 pills.
Ole- What are the blue pills?
Dentist- They are Viagra.
Ole- Are they to take away the pain?
Dentist- No, they will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth.
Ole was home with a toothache one day. Lena asked if she should take him in to the dentist. Ole says "No. " A couple of hours later, Lena says to Ole, "You need to got go the dentist. " Ole- "Why?"
Lena- I'm tired of you complaining that your tooth hurts. The dentist said to come on in.
Ole- Oh, OK.
They hop into the truck and go to town.
The dentist tells Ole- I'm gonna give you this shot to numb your jaw.
Ole- NO, wait! I'm afraid of needles.
Dentist- OK, then let me grab the mask so I can put you to sleep. This way you won't feel a thing.
Ole-No, I'm allergic to it, you might kill me!
Dentists thinks for a minute and walks into the back room. He comes back with 2 pills.
Ole- What are the blue pills?
Dentist- They are Viagra.
Ole- Are they to take away the pain?
Dentist- No, they will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth.