Oreo's

[HoleshotHolset]

Never mind the cereal bowl... . get out that huge 1/2 gallon sized stainless-steel bowl... . then you can fit the whole darn package of Oreo's... .



got milk?



Matt

 

[Sled Puller]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

dip 'em in #2 and see who can eat the most before suffering some sort of illness/death/dismemberment.



Matt

Funny, an old mechanic at work always shared the cookies his wife baked.





Trouble was, if you did not get them early in the day, he had them contanimated with Diesel, grease, hydraulic and whatever else he had been into that day.



You could always tell the Diesel right off!

never seemed to affect him, he is still wrenching away.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Yeah, I drank diesel fuel on a bet about 2 or so years ago..... it was the low-sulfer yellow stuff.....

I was changing the fuel filter on a PSD... . and I told my co-worker how the smell of diesel doesn't bother me..... He said: "If you like it so much, you should drink it!"



okie dokie!



I'm still alive and well..... but I keep blowing black soot everytime I burp... . oh well... .



Matt - not 'right' in the head.

 

[redramnc]

Hey Matt, was that about the same time you started not washing your truck?



Actually, it is probably all of the growth hormones and lactation hormones they pump into dairy cows to get them to produce more milk that makes the Oreos fall apart.



I wouldn't put it past Greenpeace and PETA to be part of a conspiracy to make milk drinkers into tree-huggers and animal-rights activists by doping the cows... ...



Matt - I hope you didn't eat any Mexican food close to an open flame for several days afterwards

 

[ZEEEW]

Not "exact" cookies, but...

I love shortbread cookies in lemon icecream.

Also fill the (large) bowl full of a whole sleeve of saltines, then on top goes the chili or tomato soup.

 

[dseabaugh]

oreos

Maybe you are just geting older and dipping them slower??? My son doesn't call me slow old man for nothing.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Well... no Mexican food needed here.....



The funny thing is that while I was reading a thread in the 911 section about how to get into your truck if you lock your keys in it... . it described how old worn out manual window regulators will allow you to roll the windows down by pushing on the window from the outside...



I thought to myself... . "MAN! My window regulators must be really worn out... . I stink myself out of the cab at least two or three times daily!"



Matt - I wash my truck... . but never more than twice a week.