Oxymorons

[Whitmore]

The best ones I ever heard



Ford Powerstroke:-laf :-laf :-laf



Chevy Duramax

 

[lschultz]

Huh? When did you hear that?Who told it to you?Why did you laugh?

 

[Texas Diesel]

Originally posted by Whitmore

The best ones I ever heard



Ford Powerstroke:-laf :-laf :-laf



Chevy Duramax

Someone once said that OEM's advertise opposite the truth, i. e. ,

Ford POWERstroke which is not true and Chevy DURAble MAXimum, which remains to be proven, not looking good so far :-laf



Why do some people worship/pray to The Virgin Mary? She had two or more children which transforms her into Mother Mary

 

[Peter Campbell]

" Naval intelligence" , "foreward thinking Liberal" , " congeressional ethics"

 

[Andy Perreault]

An anorexic sumo wrestler

 

[Peter Campbell]

Or the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. Laid awake at night wodering if there really was a dog.

 

[AKAMAC]

Isn't that what happens when you mix alcohol, tobacco and firearms?

 

[Whitmore]

Jumbo Shrimp

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Driveway







Parkway

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Nose runs...



Feet smell...

 

[Turbo Tim 1]

Whit - More

 

[HBrunton]

hey buddy hand me that "SHORT EXTENSION"

 

[Whitmore]

Originally posted by Turbo Tim 1

Whit - More

:-laf :-laf :-laf

Forget the oxy... ... ..... I am just a moron :{

 

[ronco]

I was in a suburb of L. A. last week and saw a personalized tag on a FURD that was "PWRSTKR". I think it means "Power Sticker" like the APC stickers on the ricers. Got me tickled to think about the possibilities!





Ronco

 

[Bill Lins]

What about that guy "Billy" who screams at us in those commercials & infomercials- isn't he a "Oxy-Moron"?

 

[EMD Diesel Power]

CIA



actually more of a contradiction in terms... but it can also be an oxymoron.

 

[BreaksEverything]

ARMY - INTEL



HA!:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[lschultz]

Only Whitmore would come up with this word

oxymoron-A rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms;for example,"a mournful optimist. "A clever remark,more pointedly witty for seeming absurd or foolish,neuter of owumoros,"sharp-foolish"+stupid,foolish,idiot

What more can you say about Whitmore

 

[Shovelhead]

Legal Brief

A doucument that takes 15 type-written pages to say ... ... . "You're Guilty/Innocent".

 

[Texas Diesel]

Originally posted by Bill Lins

What about that guy "Billy" who screams at us in those commercials & infomercials- isn't he a "Oxy-Moron"?

I'd have to agree on that one, but could think of a few other words for him. :-laf