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A college student, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as
a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs
for
her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The girl said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might
need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes
all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it. "
A short time later, the girl came to the door to collect her money. "You're
finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the girl answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats.
"
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the girl added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari. "
as
a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs
for
her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The girl said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might
need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes
all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it. "
A short time later, the girl came to the door to collect her money. "You're
finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the girl answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats.
"
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the girl added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari. "
