Parts stolen off my truck

[Briar Hopper]

Y'all ain't gonna believe this... while I was at the truck pulls in Carlisle, KY watching Dave & Loretta Mitchell, and a bunch of other great trucks doing their thing, some lowlife skank stole the factory rubber plugs out of the holes in the back bumper. (the holes where you mount a hitch if you're unlucky enough to have a 1500)

I can't believe anyone would do this... if he had just asked, and was really that hard up, I'd of given 'em to him...

As it stands now, I got the inconvenience of tracking some new ones down before the Show & Shine at Scheid... .

I hope his bumper falls off and breaks both his feet when he tries to install them plugs...

I hope his injection pump seizes, that he has to replace his lift pump every 200 miles, that both Banks and Dr. Performance sue him for wrongs real or imagined... . that his track bar fails once every 6 months, that his steering lets him take out mailboxes on both sides of the road, that he trades it in for a Duramax, and blows the heads off it 10 miles down the road.

I hope he gets caught stealing, gets sent to prison, and drops the soap in the shower EVERY day !

Not even Roy D. Mercer would stoop this low... . what's next? Stealing the chrome naked ladies off of big rig mudflaps?

I need a Doberman to leash in the truck bed. Preferably one previously owned by anyone other than white trash. I'll train him by holding a can of Copenhagen under his nose and hitting him in the head every time he smells it. I'll do the same thing with a small confederate flag patch, and a dirty CAT diesel cap. And a Banks T-shirt.

 

[Texas Diesel]

wise crack

Watch the cracks about Confederate Flags or next time we'll steal yer lug nuts!

 

[The patriot]

I had my hub caps stolen (Buick Grand National)at Raceway park (E'town, NJ) some years back. Pissed me off too.

I hope the both of them get the clap!(Is that still a STD?)

Eric

 

[willyslover]

Tom. . E-mail me your address. . I'll send you the ones off 'Ol # 1 that is sitting in the driveway waiting to fall the rest of the way apart



PS... I'll even Excise the deamons out of them first . . so you won't go after trees

 

[Briar Hopper]

Gary, many thanks ! Texas Diesel, the part about the flag was a joke, I grew up in Alabama, and that flag has a place of honor in my heart ! Not to mention my bedroom wall, LOL !

 

[Archive]

Briar... why waste perfectly good copenhagen???

 

[Bill H]

Too expensive to waste, almost $4 bucks a can.

 

[Briar Hopper]

Ain't gonna give it to the dog to dip, Rob ! Just gonna make him smell it, so he'll recognize it ! Got a better idea how I can teach a Doberman to attack thievin' rednecks? Want me to buy him a Jeff Foxworthy book?

 

[illflem]

Don't know when or where it happened but some jerk stole all my plastic tire valve caps!! Dude must of been pissed that he didn't find any nickels stuck in the tire treads. Oh well, it gave me an excuse to spend $2 on chrome ones...

 

[DarrellB]

Had one of those nice ram logo hitch covers on my truck, parked it 2 spots away from the door at work and someone took it and the locking pin that held it in. Also had a set of tail light covers stolen, unscrewed them and all, drove home with no covers and got pulled over and given a $75 dollar ticket. All this happened in the same week and at work. don't blame it just onthe rednecks, the little city punks are just as bad.



Later

Big D

 

[John Berger]

I lost mine. They're scattered at various places throughout the southeast United States. I concur with the confederate flag sympathies. That was a pretty cheap thing for someone to do. It would definitely make me un-happy. Those things are easy enough to lose as it is, let alone having some low-life steal them. By the way, while still technically considered an STD, the clap no longer is referred to as that happy physical meeting of the hands. No, it now must be referred to as being a sexual handicap and is covered under the Americans With Disabilities Act. So if he does get the cla... uh, er sexually handicapped, he can probably go on disability and we all get to pay for it

 

[Smoker]

Briar,

It makes me wonder if someone had something against you. I was there the whole night and I don't think anything is missing. I haven't really checked yet. I had a bunch of tractor weights laying around on the ground and nobody messed with those. It was probably some low-life that was showing off for his friends.

 

[SnoKing]

Wait until you find out what DC charges for those plugs. Try 9 bucks each. I WAS going to buy one for the hold in the center back of the bed. Snow King

 

[Amianthus]

I lost my plug too.

Lost my plug at the same time someone stole my spare tire. Gotta find a new one to replace it with someday. Then I'm gonna paint the thing Blaze Orange so that it sticks out so bad that no-one will want it.

 

[Alan Reagan]

Need Jeep Brake Caliper Removal Advice

This is embarassing, but I know you guys can understand. Did a brake job on the Grand Cherokee. I was looking for the Allen head bolts to remove the calipers. All I found was two 22 mm bolts holding them on. Removed those with a 1/2 inch breaker bar (gently) and the calipers slid off and I replaced the pads and reinstalled. I thought all DC products used the Allen heads. Even the latest TDR has the Allen head bolts in the brake job they do. I looked at my 01 and saw the same thing, two 22 mm bolts holding the calipers on. Am I getting senile here or what? Go ahead, what did I do wrong?

 

[Briar Hopper]

brake job?!?

Hey Smoker, didn't know you were there, bummer I didn't get to meet ya... or did I ? LOL, I met a few people, didn't catch the names of a couple...

 

[Smoker]

I might have met you but I wouldn't know either. I started a thread in the 2nd gen. no drivetrain forum yesterday about TDR members at Carlisle. I was driving the silver truck that pulled and took 4th place.

 

[Doc Tinker]

Briar - I'll bet it was one of your show-n-shine competitors. Maybe when you're at Scheid's you should check the other trucks and see if they have those plugs in their bumpers. If they do, beat em up!



Doc

 

[WOWZY]

My stupidity for leaving my truck unlocked. I thought that I locked it, but was in quite a hurry.



I had to go into Wal-Mart to pick up the Star Wars Episode 1 tape when it first came out.



I was only in there for a couple of minutes just time enough to grab the tape and pay for it. No one was in line ahead of me.



I get back to my truck and started up the HWY. I noticed that my 20oz. Pepsi had been moved to the cup holder closest to the dash. I normally put it in the one that clamps because it's closest to me being on the floor. To my amazement, someone had stolen both of the rubber pieces in the bottom of the cup holders.



Fortunately the idiot didn't look under the center console and find the envelope that had $1400 in it. I was on my way to purchase a used KX250 at the time.



I've learned my lesson and make sure I lock the doors no matter where I'm at.

 

[Extreme1]

Some scumbag swiped one of my plugs.



Another lowlife dirt sucking turd stole a K&N air cleaner assembly and valve cover breather off my '69 Camaro. The puss licker even stole the cheap chrome P/S cap, not just the $. 99 snap-over-the-top lid, the whole thing!



If I would have seen either one of them...



Like someone else said on the site:

"Friends help you move,

real friends help you move

bodies. "