Peanut Allergies

[Doc Tinker]

I walked into one of the elementary school buldings, at the school system that I work for, and noticed a sign saying it was a peanut butter free building. Obviously there is a kid who's allergic to peanuts.



Well... I'd just had lunch and I was wondering if my peanut breath would kill the kid. I almost turned around and left, but since I had some work to do in the building, I decided that I'd be OK as long as I didn't talk to anybody. It gave me a good excuse to ignore all the rug rats



Doc

 

[Shovelhead]

When peanut-butter is outlawed, only outlaws will eat peanut-butter. (and I'll darned sure be one of em. )

 

[klenger]

I don't mind if they outlaw creamy peanut butter, but don't mess with the crunchy stuff.

 

[chuck3]

Peanut butter

Better not lay a finger on my Peanut butter finger.

 

[Jeff H]

I'll secound that on the crunchy stuff.

 

[illflem]

Last time I flew on an airline they handed out bags of peanuts. The bag said, "Caution; contains peanuts".

 

[DarrellB]

illflem, did the bag of peanuts fave directions on how to open the bag too. Stewardess could you help me? I can't figure out how to open my bag of peanuts.



Don't even think of taking away peanut butter. What would I have to go with my jelly?



Big D

 

[DieselDoghouse]

I've seen those bags! musta been the same airline. Seriously though, OSHA requires those MSDS labels on anything in our clinic that isn't actual medication. And guess what the antiseptics and surgical scrubs all have to say - "caution avoid contact with skin - wear gloves while using!. " DUH. . and I thought it was actually soap!!! Next we'll have to label water bottles -"caution, may be wet".

 

[Papa Joe]

Nuts... ... ... ... ... . very talented word

 

[merryman]

Creamy is for wimps!

Vaughn

 

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