Guns, Bows, Shooting Sports, and Hunting People freaking out!!!

[BIGNASTY]

Paranoia is running wild EVERYPLACE NOW DAYS!!! Stopped by a large Sports store in Kalispell MT to pick up some high tech underwear they had on sale. I always stop by the gun department to look at all the new toys, some guy was talking to a sales clerk about a Ruger 10/22 for taking care of some unwanted pests around his property. He wasn't sure of the laws but felt like he was being watched and felt like he was doing something illegal somehow the Fed's as he called them have an eye on him. He was working himself into a frenzy about this, he asked you know what gun I should buy? I told him for what I heard him talk about that the Ruger would be fine and that I had the same feeling of being WATCHED over in the underwear department when I picked up the under armor brand undies cause EVERYBODY knows that they stop bullets! They have game head mounts all over the store on the wall and full mounts standing on the floor. I told him that the Fed's have cameras in the eyes of the game mounts and microphones, Penny turned and walked off cause she didn't want to laugh in front of the man the store clerk started to laugh his butt off and the guy buying the Ruger looked around like he had always believed this to be TRUE!!!



I would hate to live like this :-laf

 

[PBJ2500CTD]

:-laf:-laf:-laf

Good one BIG! I would have loved to have been there for that exchange! "Uh, could you speak a little louder, and, uh, look directly into this button on my shirt. Uh, thank you. "

Ah, paranoia... (They're coming to take me away ha-ha-hee-hee-ho-ho)

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware ...
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Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away...

Buffalo Springfield

 

[BIGNASTY]

The wife got up in AM and was still laughing about it, she asked HOW DO YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!!! when you do that? She said that even the store clerk looked like he was starting to believe you about the Under Armor underwear for just a second, but when he got this ear to ear grin on his face and that's when I had to leave. :-laf



Its NO DAMN WONDER that people are taken advantage of in not just this kind of incident but other money scams. When working I would wait in line to give the store clerk our paperwork and pay for coffee if I needed to, and would watch others do one of the oldest scams in the world CONFUSION they would pay for the gas and then find the right amount in their pocket and take back was was given to them first then pay for something else and the clerk would get lost somewhere along the way and the thief got away with FREE GAS a soda and got change back I would turn in my Paperwork and they said the coffee was free to drivers, I told the girl that she is going to be X amount of money short in her register I explained what had happen, and next time in she said WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SOMETHING??? Take a chance of getting Shot for your money, your gas NO THANKS!!! im just the guy that puts the gas in the right hole at the right station. I like to watch the look on the face of someone that has to count change back to you THEY ARE LOST!!!! if that register don't tell them how much to give back OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?? im sorry but I have no Dimes, well that quarter and a nickel works as good as 3 dimes last time I looked!!!



If indeed the Fed's ARE watching us it wouldn't be hard to have US take advantage of US in a lot of cases

 

[moparguy]

I like it Big, I'll use the camera in the eye socket line For years I've always done the math so I know how much change I"m due, it's really sad/funny when the cash register is down or has some type operator error and the clerk has to figure out change, they generally always trust what I say is due,,,if I only had a bit more larceny in my soul I could be many quarters ahead.

 

[BIGNASTY]

I like it Big, I'll use the camera in the eye socket line For years I've always done the math so I know how much change I"m due, it's really sad/funny when the cash register is down or has some type operator error and the clerk has to figure out change, they generally always trust what I say is due,,,if I only had a bit more larceny in my soul I could be many quarters ahead.

Its our so called GREAT technology that makes people stupid, young people sit in front of the TV, video games and vegetate into stupidity.

If you like the camera in the eye socket one I did this in Las Vegas and family STILL laughs about it.

When we went to Las Vegas we were waiting for an elevator you could see them going up and down and how many people were in them cause they were glass and on the outside of the elevator shaft on the inside of the lobby. We had like 6 family members that wanted to get on the elevator but we could see that the one coming down was packed and some would have to wait for another, some of the family are in the above 85 year old category waiting is not only wrong IMO but dangerous older people are taken advantage all the time. Told the wife to take my hat and I took my Nephews baseball cap and when the doors open I had my cell phone to my ear and stepped in the elevator with one foot and looked like I was testing it by putting weight on the foot that was in the elevator and said, Well how the hell do I KNOW!!! it must be ok there's a BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN IT!!! and IT FEEL'S LIKE ITS OK BUT WHO KNOWS !!!!! OK I will get in but I don't like the idea! It was A**holes and Elbows of people trying to get OUT OF THE ELEVATOR. I asked what's wrong? OH WE WILL WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE GO AHAEAD!!! I asked if you folks wanted to go? the family members got on pushed the floor we needed and away we went :-laf

 

[CBari]

Big I love the elevator trick, Got a great chuckle out of it this morning. Thanks