People Never Seem to Amaze Me

[Champane Flight]

Guess so

The joke is on him it would be rotor wash.

 

[RKohn]

I see stupid people...

They're everywhere!!!

 

[Prairie Dog]

There's just no end to the wealth of information I get here...

 

[Shovelhead]

Just when you think you've made something "Idiot Proof", someone come up with a better idiot.

 

[C. Harlan]

Back in high school, there was this girl whom I am still good friends with, and we used to play jokes on each other, and still do... I got her good one day, by telling her, due to the first front of the season moving in, that she would need to go to the tire shop and get the summer air changed out of her tires, and winter air needed to be put in. she asked why, and I told her that winter air had less humidity, and was better on the tires! I laughed my rear end off for a week solid. when she came back, I caught alot of crap for that, but still give her a hard time about it to this day!



-Chris-

 

[benhall]

Did you ask him if he ordered the heated tailgate option that Ford offers?



I didn't think they needed heated tailgates in Texas. Did he have the bullhorns on his hood or did he forget that option? :-laf



Ben

 

[C. Harlan]

Having bullhorns is only allowed if you have an older model, convertible caddy... Just like the law here about riding in the back of the truck. You are not allowed unless you have more than 4 people, and have ladders, and buckets, and all the rest. Its not really a law, but the cops never bust the workers who are crammed and drinking in the back of the truck, with 9 more in the front! They know that these people need to get there, and so why mess up their mojo, right?!



-Chris-

 

[bmoeller]

For stupid people, as comedian Bill Engvall would put it, HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

 

[lmills]

Yeah, I know what you all mean. We had built a screen-in porch for a lady that had requested a full view storm door. When we were finishing up we asked her why she opted for a storm door instead of the typical screen door. Her reply was" I want to put it the glass panel in during the winter months. " I thought we would loose it. One of the guy's with me questioned her about the screen panels still letting air in. Her face got red. She was embarrassed. We told her it was a common over look and that customers do it all the time.



This is the second customer that did this. It no longer surprises me.

 

[Chipstien]

Just let people like that know that if you want more performance out of your vehicle, grind the lobes off the cam.

 

[Wayno]

I have a black Tee-Shirt that I wear when I go out to the local Country and Western dance hall's . On the shirt it has these words on it in white and it is hand written which makes it a little hard to read. I see people watching me all the time trying to read it. --------------Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups. ------------- The looks I get sometimes.

 

[Pit Bull]

Originally posted by Wayno



Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups. ------------- The looks I get sometimes.

Oh well my brother-in-law must think I'm in that group. He bought me a Tee shirt that reads - I'm not that smart but I can lift heavy things - :-laf He is a funny little guy, I think I will crush him

 

[Big_Daddy_T]

thats hilarious pit bull.

 

[Alan Reagan]

Ok, Ok, Ok... ... . I got it. We get Practical Solutions or somebody on this one right away.



You know those hubodometers they use on tractor trailers to track mileage? They always stay "upright" so that the numbers are readable (plus, that's how they "count" rotations). We'll get the humodometers and put the RAM hubcaps on them so that all our hubcaps will be upright so that or PHORD brethren can identify our RAMS.



CJ, I thought we were eat up with the dumba$$es around here.

 

[illflem]

Alan, read the first page, I already have a patent on them

 

[pathaymond]

I am glad I read this post I now understand why my truck isnt always perfect!!

 

[Scot]

Originally posted by Wayno

I have a black Tee-Shirt that I wear when I go out to the local Country and Western dance hall's . On the shirt it has these words on it in white and it is hand written which makes it a little hard to read. I see people watching me all the time trying to read it. --------------Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups. ------------- The looks I get sometimes.

Someone I know used to go to such places and find some guy with his name on the back of his belt and say something like: "She sure is a lot cuter than the one you were with last night. " Followed by a hasty exit...

 

[rx7pat]

We can get the wheels of the new rolles with wheel centers that are always in the correct vertical position when the is at a standstill just fit ram in

 

[RChase]

Originally posted by rx7pat

We can get the wheels of the new rolles with wheel centers that are always in the correct vertical position when the is at a standstill just fit ram in

I am still waiting For the "Around to It' I sent my son to NAPA for.

 

[dalton4]

Now I know what causes my tires to occasionally need rebalancing. The Ram head caps are out of step with each other.

And you guys thought the Ford drive didn't know his stuff.