Petty bickering

[Lurch]

It occurs to me that we must have pretty good reliable trucks. Otherwise how would we have so much time to devote to whining about all the petty little cr@p running through the forums right now.



Lurch

 

[yogibear]

Hey Lurch, you've been spending too much time on the road. lol.

Hows it going? I'm still looking for you. Watch for King of the Road trls. , it might be me.

Larry

 

[LarryB]

PETTY? Who are you callin petty?









This too shall pass!

I hope.

 

[LarryB]

LOL



And join the TDR union!

 

[LarryB]

Yea, and we cant use any bad words either like fargin bastage and cork suckker. Sominabaechin iceholes!

 

[Fireman Dave]

LOL@ Larry! Johnny Dangerously is a classic!



Hey Larry, come on the chatroom!

 

[JHansen]

Top Secret Concept!

So here's my new plan for street supremacy... . but it's a secret so be sure not to tell anyone... . especially those guys driving PSD's or Duramaxes-'cause you know they'd patent it for sure!



I'm gonna bore a big hole through my radiator and intercooler and run a shaft out in front of my truck. To that shaft I'm gonna attach the biggest fan I can buy that won't hit the ground-I may have to lift the truck a foot or so to get the optimum performance I need. I figure the fan will pull the truck so hard I won't even need my 110% converter or the Magic Air Filter-but I'm gonna keep them for added performance... .



I realize that the holes in the coolers may not be ideal-but bear with me here! I'm a-gettin' to that..... I plan to run a ton of Irontite in my cooling system thereby effecting a rotating fluid seal with the shaft... . also plan to run some propylene glycol antifreeze just 'cause the name sounds cool and I don't wanna poison any dogs if my theory doesn't work out. Course I'm gonna dilute it with some heavy water I got from the local nuclear plant for added energy... .

Haven't quite figured out how to seal off the intercooler-but with the 200 psi of boost I'm making with my in-bed Mega Super Power Centrifugal Blower-Type Thing I can afford to let a little by!



Add this to the roller-type camshaft lobes I'm currently working on and the magic carbon-fiber piston rings and asphalt-coated titanium muffler bearings-and I can't see how anybody can compete with me.....



Oh yeah if Dr. P's ad agency is reading this I need someone with a more creative mind than me to package this concept for sale to the general public



Jason

That's MR. Magic-Type Performance God to you!

 

[chuck3]

Whoa

Make two of those puppy's Jason, one for me so we can race each other as no one else would even be close, probable have to race on the Salt Flats in order to have enough room to stop them.

 

[HillCountrykid]

Jason, ROTFLMAO!!! My sides still hurt. Think I soiled myself too. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.



Brian

 

[klenger]

I have absolutly nothing of any importance to say here, except that this is post # 1000 for me. I guess this one isn't much worse than the other 999 I posted earlier.

 

[jthorpe]

Originally posted by LarryB

PETTY? Who are you callin petty?









This too shall pass!

I hope.

Richard?

 

[JHansen]

More Secrets!

Chuck... . I admire both your fortitude and foresight. It's good to see that my labors have been appreciated...



Course I gotta tell ya that you'll have to get a release form from the Government of the Republik of Kanada before I can let you have the "good stuff"-this stuff is just so top-secret and visionary that the implications could be severe if it fell into the wrong hands..... probably some sort of legal release as well as all the legal firms I have talked to so far are of the opinion (other than that I should seek professional mental therapy) that only highly-trained persons should even attempt to install these wondrous items on their truck... .



Now with that mumbo-jumbo out of the way lemme tell you about a few more items I've got up my sleeve in case the pack starts snapping at my heels. Currently I'm working on a Reflective/Refractive Exhaust Stream Heat and Power Extractor to suck every last drop of power out of my fuel. This is truly smoke and mirrors technology at its finest... . it uses polished plates of unobtanium and gottahavemium, both extremely rare metals, to work its magic... . Also I may place 10 or 15 smaller fans on my driveshaft itself again to squeeze out every bit of forward thrust that I can.



Also I'm going to pull a tank of liquid CO2 behind me to super-cool the air charge that the Mega Super Power Centrifugal Blower-Type Thing will generate... . I plan to use the vaporized gas to pressurize the beer keg that is permanently mounted where the passenger seat used to be. Hey I have to fuel my visions somehow..... On top of the tank I'm mounting a windmill or 6 to generate electricity-this will be used both to power the RRESH&PE and for the Super Thruster Dynamic Fluid Coupled Multiplying Torque Converter that I talked about earlier-did I mention that it has an inductive winding to force electrons into the fluid to achieve its 110% efficiency rating?



Remember though-these are all real secret... . so dim your monitor real low in case a Ford or GM guy happens to walk by. We don't want the dark side profiting off this sort of radical technology... .



Jason

Legend In My Own Mind! Film at 11:00

 

[chuck3]

HOT DOG

I'm still with you Jason, what a mind you have, we must keep this stuff under wraps so your secrets are safe with me, I think I still have my old Top Secret clearance I got while in the service somewhere. I can't understand why DC has not hired you yet.

 

[LarryB]

Jason, you forgot to somehow use the heaviest material know to man. Leaverite!



Too heavy to move so we just leaverite where she is.

 

[Fireman Dave]

Originally posted by HillCountryKid

Jason, ROTFLMAO!!! Think I soiled myself too.

Brian

Cool! Gonna post pics of that?

 

[HillCountrykid]

Do you think I can post them in the Reader's Rigs?



Brian

 

[Fireman Dave]

Go for it! LOL!

 

[HillCountrykid]

Crud, I don't have a digital camera. Do you think if I get close enough to the monitor, ya'll can see? Yuk Yuk



Brian

 

[Fireman Dave]

Brian,



YOU need to come on the chatroom. We're on it now. Come on over!



Dave

 

[JHansen]

The Stifling Climate of the Corporate World!

Unfortunately I feel that the advanced state of consciousness that enabled me to envision these vast, all-encompassing concepts wouldn't lend itself to the corporate mindset at DaimlerChrysler..... they're just not ready for out-of-the-box thinking such as this. I can see myself however becoming a tuner along the lines of AMG or Hennessey Motorsports... who wouldn't want to own a Dodge/Cummins/MPG (Mega Power Guy!) truck?



As I develop more concepts, rest assured that you will be among the first to know. Of course the first one will be my trusty dog Walrus who of course helped me develop my Space-Technology Super Duper torque converter-and who communicates with me telepathically





OK now I'm even starting to weird myself out! This thread has been fun hasn't it?



Jason

If You Can Imagine It Walrus and I Probably Already Have!