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Competition Diesel Drags 10/27/07 Mason Dixon Dragway

Off Roading 3.07's off road

Gale: " Well I've decided that Mr. Hawking will be my driver, you need to vacate the premises thru that door there... ... "

Greg: "... . mmmmmrrfffp . "
 
Gale:

Gregg, this over here is Gene,AKA "Sledpuller" he will be driving the new truck. tell Gene about that rev-gain thing you were telling me about :D \





Michael
 
Amish: "Ye *******s! Let us in!"



Hawking: "Mndammmnnn yeeeww Greeegg. Eyeee hope bannnks givves you thh clap! JJJump shhhip wittthh out us!"



Amish: "Damn, Hawking. Ye is the hardest of core. "





Cut to inside picture scene.



Gale: "Are they with you?!" (gale pointing)



Comp: "I taught em everything I know. My fan club! ;) "
 
"Sir... ... ..... Kent Kroeker is signing autographs over there..... please dont play on or around the racecars... ... ... we arent going to tell you this again !!!!"
 
Gale: "Hey!! The toilets, that need cleaning, are over there! Now get out of my truck. "

Greg: " But they're clogged with timeslips... "

Gale: " I don't care, use your hands then. "
 
Gale: "This Duramax makes 750 smoke free crankshaft horsepower. "



Greg: "Thats gasser trash horsepower right?"



Gale: "Thats the only kind we make here at GBE!"



Greg: " I have arrived! Thank god, its a Duramax! Those "cummings" boys bout sick uh my mouth. " ;) :-laf



Gale: "So how fast do we need to go to be on top?"



Greg: " 8. 50's or better "



Gale: "IN THIS PIECE OF CRAP? (snap pic now) Maybe we should hit the show circuit with Edge. "



Greg: (dialing cell phone) (Speaking in shrek voice) "Doc, can i stay wit you?"

"Can I stay wit you... please?"

"Doc?"

"Doc, you there?"



Greg: (Turns to Gale) You got any rev-gain in this place?"

:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf
 
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Gale: "Greg you abide by MY rules, and my rules only! You step outta line once or post up that jibba jabber on them internet boards, I will muzzle you and make you my personal (another word for female dog) . "

Greg: "Oh take me master, you are the greatest of all"
 
Gale: "Greg, there is a pile of phone books over there. Go grab a couple so you can see over the dash. "



Greg (in his best Bobby Boucher voice): "Stop makin' fun of me!"
 
*click- picture-
Gale: "Greg, this truck you don't own either"

Greg: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... delicate sounds of crickets... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....
 
Comp: "I can't wait to tell my TDR friends about my newest creation!"



Gale: "Huh? You didn't build squat! My 700 engineers in there built and tune this smokeless beauty!"
 
"Greg, our insurance does not cover the cleaning staff playing in or around the vehicles, but since you are in there, can you get this spot right here? "
 
Gale: Greg, I decided we should wear uniforms to the track on raceday. Hop out and go get fitted for yours.



Comp: But I already have a Mopar shirt I like to wear...



Gale: Greg, this is a Chevy!
 
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