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Competition Diesel Drags 10/27/07 Mason Dixon Dragway

Off Roading 3.07's off road

Greg: "Father, why is there a rearview mirror on my race truck?"



Gale: "#1- I am not your dad"- #2- This IS NOT YOUR truck, you Otto cycle- red lighting monkey!- #3- Get your finger out of your rev-gain! -#4- That mirror is where I'm gonna hang your sack if you embarrass me or my company on the internet!
 
Gale: Now right there is the Front of the truck... If you noticed it's not complete...

Comp: It isn't is it Gale...

Gale: Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking... and call me Mr. Diesel Czar from now on.

Comp: Yes sir. .

Gale: Yes sir what??

Comp: Yes sir Mr. Diesel Czar.

Gale: Now we didn't finish the truck yet because we wanted to make sure you and your ego would fit in the truck.





:D
 
Gale: Greg, what do you think of our intake?



Greg: ZZ can do better!



Gale: Can Not!



Greg: Can So!



Gale: (with a stern look) Can NOT!



Greg: (sheepish)Yes Sir! Mr. Diesel Czar Sir!
 
Scene:

Greg: " Pfffffffftttttttttttttttttttttppppptttttt-ker-splattt!!!!!!"

*open curtain-picture.

Gale: "Dammit Greg, Get the heck outta there!! I warned you about those taco surprises. "

Scene ends with Greg slipping into the restroom... ... ... . and Gale walking away from the truck waving his hand by his face... ...

:-laf :-laf
 
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Comp: But I had a professional NASCAR engine builder build my Cummins in that last truck I used to drive.



Gale: Why didnt you just call SCHEIDS ! :rolleyes:
 
Gale: NO Greg, your competition will be right out there, just look over the top of my super-duper-otto-cycling diesel engine intake we designed--->
 
Gale: "If you look closely, you'll see the competition even blew the hinges off!!!" :--)
 
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Todd T said:
Gale: NO Greg, your competition will be right out there, just look over the top of my super-duper-otto-cycling diesel engine intake we designed--->
:-laf

Gale: Just look at the view you will have of the back of Keating's truck, or better yet, your old ride..... the Dr. P truck. :-laf
 
Just had to post about the Banks truck, the statement would be... ... ... so who is going to catch it now after all the smack talk over the last year, humble pie is now served.



Jim
 
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