If you laugh Greg Ill come down to Co and kick your butt. I spend allot of time on my Cannondale Road bike cycling to stay in shape 4 hours in the seat on a trainer or longer if I can get outside my A** is sore as hell on those little bike seats. I use this stuff called HERE IT COMES I CAN TELL Butt butter and its Anhydrous Lanolin ! dual purpose one product protects your A** and your Brass