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Clinton vs. Titanic

So what's your real name?

You are at a stop light, and a little honda civic pulls up UNDER your back bumper, two young males in it. You passed it earlier and the back seat is gone in favor of huge woofers. The boom boomboom baBOOOOOM boom stereo is making the cupholder in YOUR truck rattle, and fizzing up your diet Dr Pepper. This light is an eternity long considering the circumstances. You check a flag at the furniture store on the opposite corner of the intersection and the wind is at 2:00 on the truck. DD3's are in, and an old style VA, and a Torqus Maximus ECM. Smoke that will obliterate an intersection is just a tap of the loud pedal away. Check the obnoxious punks vehicle, from what you can see both windows are down, and a sunroof is open. Light goes green and the car ahead of you gives you the room to bring darkness to the boom boom guys. What do you do?



IF this had happened to me and I had smoked them, and they both ducked, sitting dead still with the black smoke coming out the sunroof and passenger window I would have laughed my arse off.
 
Shame:D shame:D on you. :D I tryed to put lots of:D these in there but they got it where you can't overdo it.
 
Noise versus air?

So we give a shot of air pollution for a shot of noise? They won't get it. Put a siren in the bed of your truck that will put out around 190 Dbs and hit it. Maybe then they will get it? Or maybe put bigger woofers than the honda can carry in the back. Blast em with a little Johnny Cash!!!!!LMAO:D :D
 
Champane Flight- No not Johnny Cash. . Willie Nelson - Wiskey River take my mind..... :D





I do so enjoy smoking folks like that... . Sometimes I wish I had twin pipes straight out the back. . that would make it easier to hit my target. . :D





Check out this pic that is in another thread... . (Thanks to KatDiesel for use of his pic :D )





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What I have been told by a couple of TDR members that a 1500 watt booster on a cb radio... does wonders for this type of noise... :D :D :D All that is needed is to key the mike and release. . and the noise goes away...



Rick
 
Originally posted by wcaldwell

RHarvey,



Please explain how the 1500 watt booster on a CB radio (how and why it works) to someone much less knowledgeable.



1500 watts on a CB radio is going to come through anything that isn't well grounded... ... ... like TV's, cordless phones, computer speakers with subwoofers... ... ... and Car stereo subwoofers!:--)





Then you get too Oo. while they :{ ... ... ... . and :confused:
 
i wish that would work on Harleys... until that day, it's smoke for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner for those SOB's



I hate loud Harleys... . just yesterday i had one in the right hand lane until 80MPH eating my smoke. he probably had to brush his teeth after that one :D took the gray right out of his beard though





GOT SMOKE? I DO
 
with all the smart guys on here I'm surprised someone doesn't have a servo controlled exhaust tip for proper aiming. the options are endless. Even put on an adjustable nozzle of sorts to get more velocity.

It would be pretty cool having a little joystick in the cup smoothie!

later

j
 
Tell us more about the 1500 watt amp on the CB... . Like what will it do to my truck?? Are there any harmful side effects to me?? and finally can anyone tell me exactly how to do this, I have coulple of punk kids in my neighboorhood that drive around at night with the BOOM BOOM going and I would love to stop it.





On the exhaust side, I for a time was going to rig up a small pump to pump flavor into my exhaust... . I was going to start with herring oil flavor :D
 
Afterburners?

How about afterburners? You guys are putting so much unburned fuel out the tailpipe, you could put a set of sparkplugs and a squirt of gas, then fry the culprits!!!!!!
 
Bully Dog Stage VIII's - $1200

Comp Box - $700

4" straight pipe exhaust - $500



Comp box on 5-5 with rice burner next to you at a stoplight -



priceless...
 
Only 1500 watts of RF power???:confused: :D



JR2: If you have any electronics in the area, it does a real number on them. 12v could rule here. 24v might have a problem with the ECM unless properly grounded and RF shielded.

The RF energy would get into the BOOMERS radio/amp and automatically play what you are speaking but very distorted and at max of the audio power. (may play some opera???? over the CB). It is amazing even what a barefoot HAM rig at 100 watts will do. Just think like what a nuclear EMP is. many megawatts of RF power across all frequencies. This is what fries electronics.
 
JR2, If you are going to use a 1500 Watt linear ( amp ) in line with your CB radio you will probably have to put another alternator on your truck if you plan on locking the hammer ( mike key ) down for any length of time. Oh and also use a 102 inch steel whip, no load to burn up, and put a couple of small computer fans on the amp also to keep it cool, its gonna get hot. You could go a cheaper route,just go to the hardware store and get you a pound or two of tar paper roofing nails you know those ones with the little piece of metal on them,and go down the street ( the one you never drive down ,but the wannabe rappers do ) and spread those nails around!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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