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Poll - The Best Bumper Sticker(s) (Ends April 6, 2008)

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Which is your favorite bumper sticker?

  • Cummins Turbo Diesel - No silly nicknames here. (mrtwister)

    Votes: 20 8.7%
  • Cummins. The difference between a Hemi and a semi. (DCreed)

    Votes: 63 27.3%
  • Diesel, not just for rednecks anymore. (TORQUE THIS)

    Votes: 18 7.8%
  • Do you follow Jesus this close? (GIT-R-DONE)

    Votes: 17 7.4%
  • It's all about the Cummins! (TDRAdmin)

    Votes: 4 1.7%
  • May the TORQUE be with you! (Dodge Warlock)

    Votes: 20 8.7%
  • No, it doesn't have a HEMI. (JerryNelson and HOCummins04)

    Votes: 10 4.3%
  • Put this bumper sticker on a Ford or Chevy truck. It will help hold it together. (duckcarvr)

    Votes: 8 3.5%
  • Real trucks don't have spark plugs! (ArthurMiller and Apersondek)

    Votes: 45 19.5%
  • Will work for diesel. (Jdiepstra)

    Votes: 26 11.3%

  • Total voters
    231
  • Poll closed .

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TDRadmin

Staff Member
Wow. The Geno's Garage staff had a very difficult time selecting the final ten entries for our Bumper Sticker Contest. Before we post the final ten, here is a list of the finalists from which the final ten were selected:



100Proof - A Hemi? No, I got the straight 6.

donnier - Objects in mirror appear to be losing.

Amink - As soon as I tow his Ford, I'll tow your Chevy.

Jdiepstra - Been there, broke that.

Desperado - Boys Stroke It. Men Ram It.

DZink24 - But it's only a little six cylinder!

Missouri Mule - Can you read smoke signals?

TRAMPLINEMAN - Caution: Exhaust from this truck is known to the state of California to cause birth defects.

Excessive Force - Caution: I drive like you do!!

Hhhuntitall - Caution: tailgating can result in loss of vision and cloudy weather.

JesseJ - Caution: Global Warming Contributor

HOCummins04 - Clessie Knows, and if you have to ASK, You Don't

DBF - Cummins for a Million Miles.

Prout - Cummins Powered - no drafting allowed.

mrtwister - Cummins Turbo Diesel - No silly nicknames here.

fest3er - Cummins Turbo Diesel. It's a passion.

Lhastings - Cummins, do I need to say more?

Ducman82 - Cummins, if you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.

Wjune - Cummins, miles of smiles.

Dfeldman - Cummins, moving more trailers than a tornado!

DCreed - CUMMINS, the ultimate fix for the torque junkie.

DCreed - CUMMINS. The difference between a Hemi and a semi.

TORQUE THIS - Diesel, not just for rednecks anymore.

GIT-R-DONE - Do you follow JESUS this close?

Dodge Warlock - Do you smell french fries?

wlowe - DODGE CUMMINS - This truck isn't stolen, I JUST DRIVE IT LIKE IT IS!

dsherman - Dodge Makes It - Cummins Shakes It

Missouri Mule - Dodge, Cummins and the TDR. Life can't get better than this!

jamnram - Dodge/Cummins confusing seismologists since 1989.

jamnra - Dodge/Cummins scaring women and children since 1989.

Missouri Mule - Dodge/Cummins/TDR Forever!

K. L. Schumacher - Don't need a HEMI. Got a CUMMINS!!!

Ahire - Driving a Ford is like riding a Moped. It's all fun and games till your buddies see you.

JoeBioDiesel - Duallies: Because Some Guys Never Outgrow Their Training Wheels

Dodge Warlock - Dude, you just got smoked!!!

Jdiepstra - Can you smell what my truck is cookin'?

GARY - K6GLD - Ford does NOT own Cummins - they just WISH they did!

Andy Morrison - Ford had a better idea. Damn shame they didn't use it.

Missouri Mule - Ford never owned Cummins.

Apersondek - Got Boost?

twmcneilly -Got Torque??

bnelson - Gun control = hitting where you aimed

RKOHN - Hell no, it's not a HEMI!!

Shadrach - Hemi's are Fine... If you can't handle a Cummins

GARY - K6GLD - HEMIS ARE OK IF . . . YA CAN'T HANDLE A CUMMINS!

wlowe - How many Chevys does it take to catch a Dodge? Five! One to radio ahead, and four to block the road!

midlife crisis - I can make more HP than you . . . Online.

Victory - I love the smell of diesel in the morning.

Redmega06 - If only my wife had twins this big!

DZLROKET - If you can read this, my foots asleep.

Moose00 - If you can read this, you're about to get SOOTED!

DCreed - If you can read this, YOU'VE ALREADY LOST!!

duckcarvr - If you can't DODGE it . . . RAM it!

Cummins82 - If you can't stop, smile as you go under!

testraub - If you listen carefully on a quiet night, you can hear the sound of Chevys rusting in the distance.

icman95 - If you're close enough to read this, it's about to get dark.

Simplysmn - It takes you 8 cylinders to do what I can do in 6. Hummm, there's your problem.

TDRAdmin - It's all about the Cummins!

DieselTorque - It's Just a Little 5. 9!

fest3er - It's not just an engine. It's a passion.

Batphreak - I've never heard of a CumminGs engine.

Shadrach - I've only got a 6 cylinder.

Dodge Warlock - May the TORQUE be with you!

TORQUE THIS - My diesel truck beat your honor student.

icman95 - My turbo charger whines louder than your honor student!

midlife crisis - Nice Ford. Do they sell men's trucks too?

testraub - Ninety-eight percent of all Fords are still on the road. The other two percent made it home.

DieselLady - NO! It's not my boyfriend's truck!

DieselLady - NO! It's not my husband's truck!

JerryNelson - No, it doesn't have a HEMI.

HOCummins04 - NO, it does NOT have a HEMI.

Joe Mc - NOT a HEMI

Dcreed - OOOPS! I'm sorry . . . . Were you racing?

duckcarvr - Put this bumper sticker on a ford or Chevy truck... ... ... it will help hold it together.

pwerwagn - Real trucks are built, not bought!

ArthurMiller - Real trucks don't have spark plugs!

Apersondek - REAL Trucks don't have spark plugs! ... and the best ones don't need glow plugs either!

PParker32 - Smoke 'em if you have 'em. "

DZLROKET - Smokin Aint Broken

Dcreed - Soot happens.

Redmega06 - Sorry Officer. I couldn't see your lights through the smoke.

wilverram323 - Tailgaters will be SOOTED . . .

hammersley - TDR . . . It's more than a magazine. It's a family!

Csnyder - TDR1.com Bringing all the Cummins boys together since 19??!

wvmudstud - That Smoke Don't Mean It's Broke.

twmcneilly - Torque - it's what moves you.

HOBrian - TORQUE THIS

fest3er - Turbo Diesel Register. It's a passion.

Redmega06 - Wanna go fast? Throw me a tow strap.

GIT-R-DONE - WARNING . . . Your weather is about to change!

NMcCoy - When Fords are floored and the maxes are maxed out, Dodge keeps pulling.

J. Birchfield - When I'm Smokin', I'm not jokin'.

Dodge Warlock - Will brake for Diesel!

ACERF - Will tow Fords & Chevys for free!

Jdiepstra - Will work for diesel.

Nhelmer - Would you drive any better if that phone were near a different hole?

Spunkys Ram - Yeah, it's a CUMMINS. Don't make me explain it.

Jvantreese - YES, this truck is fast. NO, you may not drive it.



Let's have a big round of applause for these entries and for the Geno's Garage staff who had to cull through the nearly 400 entries . . . and the crowd cheered!



* * *

From that list, the Geno's Garage staff has selected the following ten entries as finalists. It's your job now to choose the winner:



- Cummins Turbo Diesel - No silly nicknames here.

- Cummins. The difference between a Hemi and a semi.

- Diesel, not just for rednecks anymore.

- Do you follow Jesus this close?

- It's all about the Cummins!

- May the TORQUE be with you!

- No, it doesn't have a HEMI.

- Put this bumper sticker on a Ford or Chevy truck. It will help hold it together.

- Real trucks don't have spark plugs!

- Will work for diesel.



Which one is your favorite?



Robin

TDR Admin
 
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Good for a bunch of grins, but this one didn't make it, but it did make me grin a bit more.



Cummins, moving more trailers than a tornado!



Congrats to the finalists!
 
I liked- "Real trucks dont have spark plugs. And the best dont have glow plugs, either. " Nice touch on the end.



DP
 
wow, I made it to the finals! Common guys... its a simple truth in the matter:



Real Trucks Don't Have Spark Plugs! And The Best Ones Don't Use Glow Plugs Either!
 
I got this one from my friend Joe Underwood, owner of Underwood Tire in Dickson, TN:



Mind if I smoke?

Performance Enhanced by

Underwood Tire



Scott
 
Rescue vehicle

How about
"Jeep and Hummer Rescue Vehicle". .

lol!

I keep seeing these jeeps and hummers with stickers that say they rescue each others vehicles... what they fail to mention the only ones that can get them unstuck is a Dodge Cummins!!!!!! :-laf
 
I actually have "Real Trucks don't have sparkplugs" on my tailgate right now!

My wife likes "May the TORQUE be with you!"



But I think I have to vote for:

"CUMMINS, the difference between a Hemi and a Semi"
 
may the torque be with you... i like that one although will work for diesel seems very appropriate now with diesel costing as much as it is now :(
 
Congratulations, DCreed!

Congratulations to DCreed for his winning bumper sticker slogan, "Cummins. The Difference Between a Hemi and a Semi!"



Bumper stickers will be shipped directly to you for distribution.



Thanks!



Robin

TDR Ad,om
 
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