Practical Jokes

[E7mack96]

R-12 in a 2 liter bottle

We used to put r-12 in a 2 liter bottle , about 6 inches deep, and cap the bottle really tight. A 2 liter can holf lots of psi. We would toss them into cars that were unlocked, but with windows up. In the summer, it took about 10 minutes to blow up. Usually taking out several of the windows. Best part..... No evidence.



This also works in other confined areas,. i. e. Mailboxes

 

[EricBu12]

heard about this one for a april fools



go to the paper and find the winning #s for the lottery. go to the store and get a ticket with the exact numbers of the last weeks winners.



go back home and have the wife or whoever look at the ticket then the paper and We WON!! then he/she looks at the date and prepare to run!!

 

[Skydiver]

This one almost backfired.

I was calling my friend who is a manager at a***** plant. Phone call goes as follows:

His plant:Good morning***** plant.

Me: Good morning may I speak to Steve.

His plant:Steve is unavailable to come to the phone, may I take a message.

Me:Yes please tell him that Tim called from Dr. (my last name)office and the test came back POSITIVE.

His plantafter a long pause and speaking slowly)OK we will tell him.

At the time I called his plant I did not know that he was out of work sick on that day.

So the next day Steve called me. "Tim you got me good,when I went in to work this morning everyone in the plant surrounded me and wanted to know how my health was doing". Steve said "what are ya'll talking about".

Plant employees said"Well Tim called from Dr. (my last name)office and said your tests were positive.

Tim

 

[wrward]

the "Oh my God"

Take about three or four drops of methylene blue and put in the test subjects coffee, soda (dark variety), or glass of wine.

the next time they take a leak, hope you are within earshot, so far everyone has responded the same, "OH MY GOD!!!"

they will be peeing a beautiful shade of blue.



Then there is a mixture called nitrogen tri-iodide.

it is stable as a pasty goo, but when dry, the littlest disturbance will cause it to explode, believe me you only need a little to create a very satisfactory pop. It also has a secondary effect of covering the immeadiate area with a purple residue.

I coated a ***holes coffee cup bottom with just enough, so that when he poured coffee in the cup, it disintegrated in a nice pop.

Also put small drops under the pads of the toilet seats, you can guess the outcome when somebody sat down.



I, of course, disavow any knowledge of this action.



better living thru chemistry.

 

[Whitmore]

holy cripes

some of these make my rubberband on the kitchen water squirter look extremly mild

 

[Utah Willie]

This one is for your wife (wives, in Utah) Leave the toilet seat up for your husband to see when he comes home... ... a slight cigar odor enhances the effect.

 

[sdalton]

One that has worked well for me. Take a plastic bag and put in about 1/2 lbs of dead shrimp. For best results do this in the summer. Tie the bag tight. Then punch one hole with a pen or pencil in the top of the bag. Wedge it behind your victims tool box, being careful not to spill it. After 2-3 days, the smell is unbearable and soo strong that it is hard to tell exactly where the smell is coming from. The thousands of flies could give it away though.

 

[illflem]

The dead shrimp also works excellent in a safe deposit box of the bank that turned down your loan.

 

[SOOT]

ROTFLMAO @ Illflem :{ :--)

 

[CCahill]

Way Stinky!!

My ex-father-in-law did something similar to a buddy..... His buddy was going on his honeymoon. . My ex-FIL. took the car into his body shop, pulled down the front headliner section and stuck a dead fish in a bag up into the headliner bows... put it back together. . and off he went... Thru the Nevada desert, to Vegas... . In the summertime. PHEEEEEEEEEEWWEEEE!!!!



Honey . . on our next stop, you better wash that thing...