Process of natural Selection

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After this week from he!! I believe the only intelligent life on this planet is TDR members.





... . Just need to vent a little (maybe a lot)





Monday... . My boss told he was bring in two consultant firms to evaluate why are file server is slow. “I told you my first day here what was wrong” he replies “true but I don’t know if I can trust your judgment”. I remind him I have 15 years experience in IT, now one full year at current employment. He just learned what a mouse is used for 1. 5 years ago. I reminded of the ‘mensa’ test I had during the interview and the one-week long problem-solving period they had me go through. “mike it does not matter, I’m the manager so I’m infallible”. He also had a third vendor in to install fiber lines to desktop users who were complaining the most. By the end of the day he spent $20g to have the consultants agree with me $800 worth of memory would fix the problem.





Tuesday…. at the gas pump, I chebby owner is looking my way and laughing. I asking what seems to be the problem (not quite so PC). “You are going to have problems with that truck. Do you realize you are putting in diesel. ”? I reply “do you here it running” and pointed to the Cummins turbo diesel badge.





Wednesday…. Went to get firewood with my friend. Loader jockey refused to load the truck and trailer. Claims his new drof DSP would not pull the load we wanted so there was no way an underpowered dodge could do it.



Thursday…. uneventful.





Today…. I have “Darwin fish” on the a$$ end of truck. http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/daremblem.html



Some lady accused me of being satanic and forces my beliefs on other people. Then noticed I drive a diesel and accused me of destroying the ozone layer.



Noticing the rather tall hair she had I informed her the year was 2002 and not 1982. That she alone was responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. It was most like directly over her can of hairspray. The rear of her car was loaded with women’s rights stickers, rainbow stickers, abortion rights, man suck and save the forest and obey the bible laws. First let me say I don’t care what you believe in, I’m not one to judge unless you judge me first. I asked her if she believed in the bible she said, “100%, Yes everyone should follow it. I do” I see you dislike men. “Yes” I guess you don’t date men. “da. ” I thought the bible denounced homosexuality and Jesus was male. She replies F@#$ off a$$hole. So much for love the neighbor.



Thank you for the normal folk of TDR for letting me vent.
 
HAHAHA

Hey Buddy,



Feel better, you put a smile on my face, and made me LMFAO!!! :D:D:D



Don't ya just love it when some "dip$hit" thinks he's got the upper hand on you, and then you have to point out to them how dumb they really are? I mean, just cause "YOU" drive a tin-can diesel that doesn't make any noise, doesn't mean "I" do.



Natural selection will get them sometime. In the meantime however, go out and spin the tires on that "underpowered" CTD a little bit... it'll make ya feel even better. I know it does me. :)



Josh
 
don't ya just love it !

Simply amazing how stupid people can be. A month ago I was sitting in the Safeway parking lot - after having just started my Dodge. This old white haired lady walks up and says "your truck is sure Loud" - to which I reply - "YES" its a diesel" "its supposed to sound like this" - I noticed that she was about a 5 minute diamond (The Diamond theory: How long does it take when you shove a lump of coal up someone's a$$ - before it becomes a diamond ?) Revved it a little and drove off smiling.





Hope you have a better week. .





:D
 
Don't you just love those tree-huggin hippies that try to run your life?





Suck my smoke tree-lover!!!



Save the earth, recycle an environmentalist:p
 
I had an idiot ask me if I just filled up "that truck" with diesel? I told him I had. He then asked how I knew it was a diesel?

"It's my truck", was my answer. DUH!!
 
Long Lines

At the DMV I was standing in the line that went outside the building and down the sidewalk. Some lady drives by and asks if this is the line for the DMV. It's the only building on the entire block and surrounded by fields. Some Yahoo tells her, "Yes. "



Then she asks why the line is so long. I couldn't resist. I said, "Because there are a lot of people in it. "



In VA, many DMV offices were recently closed. This made local TV news, radio news and every single paper in the vicinity. Lines have quadrupled in my area. I'm going to make the dealer send a peon when my truck arrives.



Jean
 
Next Survivor Island series will be all the stupid people we can find, send them off to some to some foreign country and just watch them fumble through everyday life.
 
Originally posted by mjendrejcak

Next Survivor Island series will be all the stupid people we can find, send them off to some to some foreign country and just watch them fumble through everyday life.



Oh... . you mean other than the Osbournes. :rolleyes:
 
Well the Osbourne's are slight more intelligent, entertaining and social acceptable than most of the people I met this week.





Hey how about nominations for duma$$ award..... I'll start with the however thought the Anna Nicole Smith show was a good idea.
 
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