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sinkinson1

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i was over at a friends house friday night & got a call from a friend who had gone off a trail & was about to flip upside down into a creek. my buddy drives a stock zr2 so there was no chance he was pulling out a 12000lb? H1 hummer. as we head out at 11:30 pm & 30 degrees outside we get to where they are & i wish i had a camera. i was the first there so i get my snatch strap out & hook up to the rear eye bolts but have to run the strap in a loop through the two eyelets to shorten it a littlebit. i put it in 4lo and take a good tug. moved it back but only to dig the right rear into the cliff & relize that if i back up to get another tug he is going belly up. shortly another truck shows up. an f150 , he hooks a fire hose up to the eylets on the hood & i am able to back up & change my angle. so with the ferd keeping tension on the front i procede to yank him repeadadly until he is finaly out. so now it is about 1 AM & below freezing & time to head home. first goes the ferd then the hummer & me. so as i am riding the high side & center of a big rut i take the big plunge into the last place my truck would move to till 5 pm the next day. we get the hummer to back up the trail & hook up to a hook on the front of my truck only not to budge it an inch. after tugging on it a couple times we relize that the two eyelets in the back are about to be pulled out of the bumper. so he pulls out of the way for another truck that had just showed up. none other than a duramax with 35" bf mud terrains. it was brand new so he took it a little easy on it but still managed to break the fire hose & a homemade tripple strap that was 6" thick on all three straps. by this time its 3 am & 25 degrees out & my truck is about frozen in place so we call it a night. at 11am we are at it again with a chain cumalong only to break the chain without moving it an inch. so i take the plunge of calling the local offroad shop for recovery. he shows up in a f250 with 38" muds & a 15000lb winch. he hooks up only to get no traction. so we hook the zr2 up to the back of his truck & still was pulling himself & the zr2 towards me & still have not moved an inch. by this time im thinking its time to take a match to it & collect insurance money (ha-ha, i love this truck) adam from southern off road gives another guy a call. he has a wrecker service with a 4x4 recovery truck. so about 4:30 pm he shows up in a late 70's dually with a pto winch & boon on the back & after expaining the situation to him he tells me he's the one who gets the people who are stuck----- unstuck, so off we went. we get down there, he turns it around, gives me the line to hook up, chocked the rear wheels !!!!! & boooooya, i'm finally moving. so needless to say he made a quick $250 dollars & i was off to the car wash. so what did i learn. dont go get stuck when there is almost nothing out there that can pull me out. the guy with the hummer is paying for my recovery & said he's making a sticker that says H1 recovery team. all the guys that were out there when i was pulling him out were all loving the sound of the turbo & the shere power that pulled that hummer from a sure swim upside down in the creek. i took pictures before it got a bath, if interested i will try to post.
 
cool story, lucky but still cool.

don't you hate it when your helping someone out and something goes so wrong for you.

a few years ago my buddy and i in his built up ranger helped some guy out and well needless to say after we got him out we had to go back thru this real muddy area and didn't make it. like you we called it a day/night and cam eback the next morning with my truck to get him out with my buddy is his f-350 powerstroke figured between us had enough power there well low and behold some jerks totaled his truck. when we got there the tires were slashed, windows blown out interior slashed up. long story short got him out but still needed the car trailer so back my buddy went for his.

thats why i say you were lucky!
 
Sounds like a good story though! Sounds like there are some good people in the world still (both you and the guy in the hummer)
 
Pics would be great. Around here, I'm the one that you call to get unstuck. With a PTO winch and about 160 ft of 1/2" cable, your recovery point better be firmly attached to your frame or it will get tweaked. H1s are greatly over rated... Mogs are it.
 
Originally posted by NC_Mog

... . H1s are greatly over rated...

Read an article in Car and Driver a few years back. one of the writers, his girl, and another couple went out for a night on the town in an H1 they were evaluating. They were real dressed up when the guy decides to show the amazing offroad prowess of the H1. He gets stuck like 20' off the pavement. No ruts or anything-just muck. Took about 10 minutes of playing with the inflate/deflate tires, diff locks, etc. to get out. Luckily, they did not get their fancy clothes dirty.

:D
 
Pictures!!!!!! I guess I didnt get a picture either when I pulled the hitch out from under a Range rover stuck in the mud!! :D



The chick tried to drive through 12" of fresh top soil, after we got 6" of rain; and wondered why she got stuck
 
i only have pictures of my truck after i got it pulled out, my rear drums packed full of dry mud, the hummer i pulled out when i met him to get some money for me having to get pulled out since the only reason i was out there was to get him out. i do regret not bringing a camera down there, that would be a great EARNIE THOUGHT from the back of petersons off road, but a camera was the last thing i was thinking about when my truck was stuck frame deep in frozen muck. we are going to drive four wheelers down to the spots & take pics of were it all happened. if i can figure it out i will try & give a story line photo show.
 
stuck Hummer

I have pulled out my brothers Hummer a few times. #ad




Bob
 
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hey whats up Bob



nice Pics. It had to hurt the pride of that Hummer owner to get stuck. Should have saved a few thousand and bought a CTD!:D



Greg Smith
 
Originally posted by RobertBolinger

And that is how 90% will be used, because most people who can afford one have no off road plans :rolleyes:



The funny thing is... The H2 is really not that expensive. I'm sure many of the folks on this board could afford to buy a brand new H2 if they wanted. However, most members are much wiser and choose to spend their money somewhere else. I laugh at them when I drive by because they "think" they have a capable rig and a status symbol. The only Bummers I've seen offroad have been at Moab. We were up on Lion's back and they drove right past us and did not wave or smile at us... I guess they're intimidated by Land Cruisers... :D
 
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